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Disclaimer: I do not own the Kids Next Door organization or show. I just wish I did. Oh, yeah, but own Numbuh 192.

Summary: Not needed.

Notes from the Author: Ha-ha! I'm back! But, sadly my time restraints are forcing me to make this story short. Anyway, here! Enjoy! God bless and thanks for the support in my last story! Again, thank you and God bless...

The Losing Battle

KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!

The refrigerator cannons were fired from Captain Sticky-beard's pirate ship and hailed their heavy projectiles into the now badly damaged Kids Next Door tree house of Sector V as all the other adults reeked havoc on the base.

"We can't hold on much longer, Numbuh 1," the Australian Numbuh 4 fired his rifle and shouted as the wall beside him blew up with a loud CRASH scattering debris everywhere, "There are too many of 'em!"

"INCOMING!" Numbuh 2 cried out jumping behind what was left of a big couch as the Proper Patrol swept into the room.

As they frantically fired their laser rifles and bringing down Sergeant Sensible and Major Mrs. Manners, Numbuh 1 shouted to is Second-in-Command, "Numbuh 5, run into the Communications Room and call for backup immediately! The team and I will buy you some time! Team, follow me! Let's move out!"

She along with Numbuh 1 and the others ran to the Communications Room to call for help. As soon as they had arrived, she entered the room while the others stood outside with their weapons ready for intruders.

"Computer, commence action AV-4-98," she commanded the machine.

"Now recording…" the computer responded as Numbuh 5 saw herself on the computer screen.

"This is Numbuh 5, Second-in-Command of Sector V. We are under heavy attack and are requesting for assistance against—"

KABOOM! KABOOM!

The ground shook as she heard this she felt a strong force hurl her across the room.

"What the Hell?" she asked herself as she got up and saw that half the screen was blown to pieces and Numbuhs 1-4 down on the ground with her.

"Well, well , well, Mr. Fib," one of the figures sitting on a giant mechanical arm chair said to the other, "It seems we have defenseless. Will you be assisting me in finally crushing the Kids Next Door?"

"Why of course, Mr. Wink," the other smiled as he and the other adults started to surround the KND operatives, "I would love to."

Seeing that the end was near, Numbuh 4 looked at the Japanese operative, whom he loved, and told her, "Numbuh 3, there is something very, very important I have to tell you. I've been hiding it for years now but I-I-I…I saved a whole bunch on money on my car insurance by switching to Geico™(not mine)."

"That was stupid," the dumbfounded Father muttered as the flame that was all around him suddenly died.

For a brief moment, silence filled the room.

"YOU WHAT!" Numbuh 3 gasped in surprise.

"Y-you know…I-I s-saved some cash by swi—"

"YOU IDIOT!" she shouted folding her arms and turning her back on him, "I can't believe you!"

"What?" the confused agent looked are the bewildered group of people around him with a perplexed look on his face, "What did I do? All I did was just save some money on my—"

"Um, Numbuh 4," the British leader looked at the blond one, "Unless you haven't noticed…you have no car."

"Oh, crud," the boy lay his face on his hands as he came to the realization of the truth.

"Hey guys," The Toilenator burst into the room, "I just heard! Bacon and eggs for half price at Joe's Diner! Offer's up until 12!"

"Not bad," Father said rubbing his stomach, "All this burning of calories is making me hungry. Count me in!"

"Shall we go, too, Mr. Fib?" the one of the people in the giant mechanical arm chair asked.

"Why, of course, Mr. Wink," the other responded turning the vehicle towards town, "This is most delightful."

"All aboard!" Captain Sticky-beard shouted at the top of his lungs, "Okay, men! Set a new coarse for Joe's! Full speed ahead!"

Within seconds the Kids Next Door were staring at their empty tree house wondering what had just happened.

"Well, that was random," Numbuh 1 said stunned.

Geico™…a 15 minute call could save you 15 percent or more on your car instance…

"Hey," Numbuh 4 shouted, "Geico-narrator guy! I want my money back!"

…but please, make sure that you have a car before calling.

"Hello? Hello? I said that I want my money back!"

"Hello! You hear me? Give me back my cash!""

You came late, too!"

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There it is KND Operation: RANDOM! So what do you think of it? Liked it? Hated it? Random, isn't it?