5 Reasons
Disclaimer. I do not own Twilight. Some chick does.
"All lot of people have asked me-"Why do you like Bella?"-Well the truth is...... I Don't!
One. She's whiny bitch.
Two. She's a Mary-Sue.
Three. She's clingy. Seriously! I was just tryin to get laid, but then she had to get all First Blood on me.
Four. I'm an asshole.
Five. She's Annoying.
Clear enough for ya?!"
Edward