A/N. Now I love yaoi as much as the next psychotic Fan girl but sometimes you just have to have the classic Girl-Boy relationship. Mine is an LxOC and one-sided LightxOC sort of thing. I might even throw in a bit of BBxOC. Yes there will be smut but not right off the bat. Unfortunately we have to develop the relationships first. (Sighs) This is sort of messed up time frame between when L and Light first meet and before the confinement. L still thinks Misa is the second Kira as well.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Death Note… but I do have an L and N plushie!

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Chapter One

Matsuda's Old Friend

"Why are we here Ratio-san?" Ryuzaki's voice was muffled through his mask as he gazed around the club.

"We are here because I am sick and tired of being cooped up in that stupid base of yours." Ratio said with a charming (A/N. Cough) smile. Matsuda came up behind them with a huge smile on his face.

"Thanks for letting us have a break Ryuzaki-san" Ryuzaki just grunted.

"Lighten up Ryuzaki. You are acting like you've never been to a club before." All Raito received was a blank look. "You've never been to a club before, have you?"

"I prefer not to waste my time with such trivial things," Ryuzaki droned. He looked over to the table where the rest of the investigation team sat. "Shall we sit down?"

"Sure," said Ratio still smiling.

Just as they were about to sit down a voice yelled; "MATSUDA-SAN!" and then Matsuda was violently tackled hugged by a girl with knee length white hair. Everyone cringed as the pair crashed into the floor.

"Hello Matsuda!" the girl said brightly while still sitting sideways on his chest.

"Hello Rirrith-san"coughed Matsuda.

"It's LILLITH silly," she growled at him, "L."

"Eru" Matsuda attempted.

The girl sighed. "A bit better."

Ryuzaki watched this with slight interest. "Are you not going to introduce us Matsuda-san?" he asked

Matsuda blushed and struggled back to his feet. "Yes. Umm…. This is Lillith. Lillith these are my workmates."

"Hello! I am who he says!" the girl smiled and it seemed to light up he face. She was very pretty with her long hair and dark brown eyes. She was wearing black jeans and tank top. Ryuzaki just stared. Lillith leaned down and looked at his mask. "Lovely mask. Is there a reason for it?"

"I do not wish for people to see my face."

She nodded thoughtfully. Turning to Raito she smiled at something over his shoulder. Raito turned and was shocked to see Ryuk smiling back.

"Is that your natural hair color?" Raito asked trying to change the subject.

"It is indeed!" Lillith winced as the song changed to Murder on the Dance Floor. "Good Lord."

"What's wrong?" Mogi asked looking concerned.

"Please excuse me while I go kill the DJ." She smiled again and skipped off.

"She is very odd Matsuda-san," Ryuzaki said "how do you know her?"

"I've known her for 3 years. We used to go to college together."

"She is American?"

"Nope. Australian."

The music changed again to Sakura Kiss by Kotoko. Lillith came back over and laughed. "All done!"

"You didn't seriously kill him did you?" Matsuda asked with a worried expression.

"Of corse not silly!" she waved the question away. "I would do that sort of thing in public." Everyone just looked at her. "So! Names?"

"Mogi"

"Ide"

"Soichiro"

"Aizawa"

"Ukita"

"Raito"

"Ryuzaki"

Lillith blinked. "You don't seem like a Ryuzaki."

"What do I seem like?" he asked.

"You seem like an 'L'. Everyone stared at her like she just sprouted another head. She looked straight at Ryuzaki and smiled. He felt a chill go down his spine.

'She is dangerous,' he though. 'How does she know who I am?'

"Lillith!" She turned around and waved at a couple of girls. Turning back Lillith smiled again.

"Off I go. Have a good night everyone."

"Wait."

She turned back and looked at L. "Yes?"

"Are you Kira?"

She flashed a smile. "Nope. I'm not aloud to kill humans." And with that she went off to her friends.

"What the hell?" Raito burst out.

"Quite unnerving is she not?" L said.

"How did she know who you are?" Mogi asked.

"The best I can determine is that she might be the Second Kira."

"So now she's Kira and Misa isn't? Make up your mind L." Raito sighed.

Suddenly there was screaming and running and a body was flying across the room. It landed (well what do you know) on their table. Shattering the wood everywhere Lillith lay there with a dazed look. She sat up and tilted her head.

Laughter from the other side of the room attracted their attention. Standing on the stage was a man that strangely resembled Sasuke (it's not). "What's wrong Lillith? Did you get a Booboo?" he laughed like a self-absorbed maniac.

Lillith stood up and choked air for a minute. Ryuk laughed and she shot a very dirty look at him.

"Shut up Ryuk!" She appeared to be yelling at mid air.

"You know he's going to kill you." Ryuk snickered

"I know no such thing!" she huffed and pointedly snobbed him.

She pointed at the strange man and yelled; "You're going to die a VERY painful death Adachi!"

Lillith pulled two long knives out of nowhere and ran towards the stage. The man named Adachi jumped impossibly high and landed behind her. She spun around and sliced Adachi along his chest. Adachi ran his hand over the blood and looked at it.

"Thanks Lillith." He very slowly licked the blood off his fingers.

"Oh gag me with a SPOON!" Lillith growled. "Do you have to do that in front of the kiddies?" she said pointing at the Investigation team.

"We are not children Lillith-san." L mumbled.

"Maybe not in age but I've seen more horrible things then you ever have." Lillith shot back.

She squeaked and ducked when a sword flew at her head. "Where the hell did you get that from!?" she glared daggers at Adachi.

"Wouldn't you like to know"

"I would actually"

"Lillith just hurry up and kill him!" called one of the girls on the other side of the room. "We still have to get to HQ before 3."

"Oh yeah." Lillith looked at him. "We both have work to do. Shall we finish this later?"

"OK." Adachi sheathed is sword. "We shall set up a date."

Ryuzaki watched this exchange and grew more and more puzzled. (Shocking) "That was quite anti-climactic."

"Yeah. It was." Raito had to agree.

"See everyone later!" Lillith yelled as her group walked out of the now almost empty club.

Adachi stood there for a second and then cursed. "What the hell!? I was supposed to kill her!" He sighed and also walked out.

"I think we should go back to HQ now." L finally broke the silence with the suggestion.

"Good idea Ryuzaki-san." Soichiro said.

And off they toddled.

End Chapter One