Chapter 1: Calvin Screws Up Again

It was an ordinary day at Calvin's school.

"SPLOSH!"

"Yes! My Gatorade dumping plan was a success!"

"It's that little runt Moe is always talking about! Get him boys!"

Of course, no day is ordinary when you have Calvin pulling one of his chaotic pranks.

This time, Calvin had gotten bins of Gatorade and had it dumped at the School's Football Team Assembly to celebrate the team's state championship. Had Calvin not said anything, the Football Coach might not of heard him, and instructed his players to go after Calvin.

"YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! IT WAS MY DUPLICATE! I WAS FRAMED!" Calvin said as he ran through the halls as the angry members of the Football Team chased after him.

Calvin made some quick moves and seemingly would've gotten away free, but when he got to the front of the school, Moe and his friends were there, and proceeded to tackle him.

"Hey guys! We got twinky!" Moe yelled out.

Calvin groaned, as the whole football team huddled around him as he was getting yelled at in numerous directions.

Eventually, Calvin made it back to the auditorium where the assembly was being held, Principal Spittle was finishing up the assembly.

"...And before you all head out, I'd like to encourage you to come to the Soccer Team's Game tonight, they are in the semi-finals for the State Championship, looking to win their first state championship in 34 years, if you can attend, the support would be greatly appreciated."

Calvin heard this, and then he figured he could drag Hobbes with him, he could watch it, and figure out a way to make sure the team lost, it was genius, at least in his mind.

Later...

"Okay Hobbes, are you ready?" Calvin asked his tiger best friend, after deciding the time was right with 2 minutes left in the game with the score tied 1-1.

"I guess, but don't screw up like always." Hobbes said as he pushed Calvin on the wagon off the building of the school with Calvin driving the wagon with a parachute on it.

But of course, Calvin's plan failed, as the wagon didn't go as far as it wanted, as he simply crashed in front of his school's own goal, with a player from the other team trying to score kicked the ball, but was blocked by Calvin's face.

"Who the heck are you?" The goalie asked Calvin.

"Obviously trying to have this game have an unfair outcome." A soccer ref said as he approached Calvin, to which Calvin carted his wagon off the field while limping and grumbling that he had a headache.

Thanks to Calvin, the opposing team got a Penalty Kick, but the goalie got it, managed to kick it to the other side of the field, and Calvin's School team scored with 5 seconds left, advancing to the Finals.

"Nice fixing work Tim Donaghy" Hobbes remarked as Calvin came back.

"Shut up, now I need to figure out a way to make sure they loose the finals, but I need professional help." Calvin said.

"We're in a scheme to make sure your school's team doesn't win, you want to help us kid?" A voice said from behind Calvin and Hobbes.

And that's how Calvin screwed up yet again, and decided to get himself into what would become a huge mess.