Authors' note: WE ARE BACK WITH A NEW HUMOR FIC!! =) This is a little strange, though. In this fic KAZUYA is a PRIEST! :o Well, maybe it's better to let you read and hopefully review.
Disclaimer: We don't own Tekken or Namco.
It was a beautiful Sunday morning. Jin Kazama was going to communion. He wanted to talk with the new father confessor that had started on Monday. He had no idea that the father confessor would be his DAD!!
Jin reached the church and walked in. It was silent. He walked to the confessing chair (A/N: what's its real name?? :o ) and sat down. The father confessor was sitting next to him.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What's wrong my brother?
Jin: Father, I've come here to ask your advice. There's something wrong with my mom. I feel like she's avoiding me. She's begun to stare at me so strangely. I don't know how to explain it. Every time I come near her she literary jumps. And whatever I ask from her she always answers as quickly as she cans and then runs away. Why? What have I done??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Err... I think your mother is going through some hard times or something.
Jin: What hard times? Could there been happened something that she wants to keep herself?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes, maybe.
Jin: I see. Then I have to find it out. It's just so hard to think she'd be hiding something from me 'cause we've always had such a strong bond, unlike my idiot father.
*Kazuya froze.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Umm, what makes him an idiot?
*Jin laughed.
Jin: He's just so blind, you know. All those millions times when I have said: "Dad, I'm going to study into the library with my friend", he has answered: "OK, nice studying!" He can't be THAT blind! Me studying with Hwoarang??! He should know better that Hwoarang and me never get anything done together.
*Kazuya kept quiet for a while.
Jin: And all those times when I borrowed his money to "school books" when I really was having fun with my friends.
*Kazuya's blood was boiling.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya, mumbeling): No money from me anymore……..
Jin: What did you say, Father?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, it was nothing. Carry on.
Jin: Right. Well, like I was saying, I actually feel sorry for him for being so blind.
*Kazuya tighter his fists.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Maybe you should tell him.
Jin: Nah, I think I'll keep doing this for a while 'cause I got one thing I need money for.
*Kazuya tried to calm down.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You save made sin, young man.
Jin: What?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): The Bible says: "Honor your mother and father"
Jin: Oh, I do. I honor my mom very much. But my dad….. I just can't help it.
*Kazuya bitted his teeth together.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): The Bible also says: "Don't steal"
*Jin scratched his neck.
Jin: Yeah, I guess it does. Now what?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You have to conciliate your sins with work. You must go to monastery and spend one moth there as a monk.
Jin: WHAT?!!
*Kazuya smirks.
Jin: I can't be a monk! I don't wanna!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm sorry, young man, but you have to. I'll tell them that you're coming.
Jin: Oh fuck you…
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Sorry, what did you say?
Jin: I said FUCK YOU!
*Kazuya laughs and smirks again.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Now you must be in the monastery for two months.
Jin: WHAT?!! NO WAY!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Jin: Oh fucking--
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Three months.
Jin: Who the fuc---
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Wanna be there for four months?
Jin: Yeah right. I'm outta here.
*Jin is leaving.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): They are expecting you to become tomorrow!
Jin(mumbeling): Screw you…
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Authors' note: It's been a while since we have written humor so please forgive us if our skills are in rust. =P
Disclaimer: We don't own Tekken or Namco.
It was a beautiful Sunday morning. Jin Kazama was going to communion. He wanted to talk with the new father confessor that had started on Monday. He had no idea that the father confessor would be his DAD!!
Jin reached the church and walked in. It was silent. He walked to the confessing chair (A/N: what's its real name?? :o ) and sat down. The father confessor was sitting next to him.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What's wrong my brother?
Jin: Father, I've come here to ask your advice. There's something wrong with my mom. I feel like she's avoiding me. She's begun to stare at me so strangely. I don't know how to explain it. Every time I come near her she literary jumps. And whatever I ask from her she always answers as quickly as she cans and then runs away. Why? What have I done??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Err... I think your mother is going through some hard times or something.
Jin: What hard times? Could there been happened something that she wants to keep herself?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes, maybe.
Jin: I see. Then I have to find it out. It's just so hard to think she'd be hiding something from me 'cause we've always had such a strong bond, unlike my idiot father.
*Kazuya froze.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Umm, what makes him an idiot?
*Jin laughed.
Jin: He's just so blind, you know. All those millions times when I have said: "Dad, I'm going to study into the library with my friend", he has answered: "OK, nice studying!" He can't be THAT blind! Me studying with Hwoarang??! He should know better that Hwoarang and me never get anything done together.
*Kazuya kept quiet for a while.
Jin: And all those times when I borrowed his money to "school books" when I really was having fun with my friends.
*Kazuya's blood was boiling.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya, mumbeling): No money from me anymore……..
Jin: What did you say, Father?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, it was nothing. Carry on.
Jin: Right. Well, like I was saying, I actually feel sorry for him for being so blind.
*Kazuya tighter his fists.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Maybe you should tell him.
Jin: Nah, I think I'll keep doing this for a while 'cause I got one thing I need money for.
*Kazuya tried to calm down.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You save made sin, young man.
Jin: What?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): The Bible says: "Honor your mother and father"
Jin: Oh, I do. I honor my mom very much. But my dad….. I just can't help it.
*Kazuya bitted his teeth together.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): The Bible also says: "Don't steal"
*Jin scratched his neck.
Jin: Yeah, I guess it does. Now what?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You have to conciliate your sins with work. You must go to monastery and spend one moth there as a monk.
Jin: WHAT?!!
*Kazuya smirks.
Jin: I can't be a monk! I don't wanna!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm sorry, young man, but you have to. I'll tell them that you're coming.
Jin: Oh fuck you…
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Sorry, what did you say?
Jin: I said FUCK YOU!
*Kazuya laughs and smirks again.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Now you must be in the monastery for two months.
Jin: WHAT?!! NO WAY!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Jin: Oh fucking--
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Three months.
Jin: Who the fuc---
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Wanna be there for four months?
Jin: Yeah right. I'm outta here.
*Jin is leaving.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): They are expecting you to become tomorrow!
Jin(mumbeling): Screw you…
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Authors' note: It's been a while since we have written humor so please forgive us if our skills are in rust. =P