Chapter 1
the tardis was quiet, parked in an ally behind a doughnut shop. The doctor had crashed on his bed several hours ago from a sugar high. Zoe Heriot fell asleep three hours before. Jamie on the other hand, couldn't. Seeing that trying to repair his internal clock was an impossible task he opted to explore. Somehow he kept ending up in the control room. He decided to stop fighting the urge to look more closely at the bright buttons. Suddenly a screen lit up. Jamie found himself staring back at him. "I remember this!" the Jamie on the screen exclaimed excitedly. "I'm you in aboot ten minutes. Just find the green button. You won't be bored. Got to go, have fun." the screen blinked off. He looked around to make sure no one had snuck into the room, then proceeded to search. Green button, green button, green butt... here it is! He pushed the button and watched as the screen reappeared to reveal a black haired 30- something year old man eating a secret midnight snack. The man jumped at being discovered. "who are you?" the man asked as he hid his treat behind his back. "I'm Jamie McCrimmon. I just found a green button that lets me talk to other people in the tardis. What's your name?" the young Scotsman smiled. "Ian. Are you sure? I've never seen you before." Ian resumed eating. "you could be in a different time from me. This is the tardis, so you never know." Jamie shrugged. "i guess that makes sense. I take it you been with the doctor for a while." "aye, I think I confused myself." "i think you confused both of us." Ian smiled back. "i have to go before the doctor comes in a accuses me of something ridiculous. Bye now." he waved and Jamie pushed the button again.
This time a grouchy red haired woman popped up. "oy! Who are you?" "I'm Jamie. And you?" he smiled in a friendly way, calming her down just a smidge. "Donna. what do you want?" "just to talk. I couldn't sleep and a future me told me to push a button. How are you?" the smile never wavered. " fine." she paused. "so what's your doctor like?" Jamie thought for a second. "a wee nut. What's yours like?" this made her laugh. "mine is a skinny pecan tree." they both laughed. "how did you meet your doctor?" he asked. "I teleported into the tardis on my wedding day. Top that." "from the middle of the Jacobite rebellion. He wore a dress." her jaw dropped, then she laughed so hard her doctor came running out in a panic. "Donna! What's wrong?" "nothing. Other than you, wearing a dress." he calmed down a little and looked at the screen. He immediately shouted in happy recognition. "Jamie! Donna, it's Jamie! How did you find him?" "I didn't, he found me." "how did he find you?" "I pushed a button." Jamie seemed pleased to be the center of attention. "wait, what dress?" "the one he says you wore when he met you." "wait, are you talking about the dress I wore to rescue you off that slaver ship? Because I've worn a few dresses. Don't ask." Donna's expression begged to know more. "no, now go to bed. I don't want you to bite my head off because you didn't get enough sleep." Donna left with a flick of her hair. "thank you for that." he said behind a face palm. "now I'll never live that down. Anyway, thank you for calling. It was good to talk to you again. You were an amazing companion Jamie." "glad I meet with approval. And as for long as I can I promise to be me." "good man, now I need sleep too, it's 3:14 here." "same here. Okay, bye doctor." "bye Jamie." he also waved as he pushed the button.
Next was a near sighted blond lass who thought he was cute, Then the third doctor sent her to bed. He also claimed to miss Jamie (and that he suspected that Sargent Benton had a crush on Zoe.) after that was a man who attempted to flirt with Jamie, who promptly pushed the button. Jamie looked around the room. "you better make sure for his doctor's sake we don't meet. I just might remove something with my dirk." next a skinny lass with crazy red hair informed him that Peri brown, that doctor's previous companion, had married an alien war lord. Jamie sadly met the next person. A short lass who looked like his aunt. A lot like his aunt. Now he was confused. She said it might be possible that his aunt was one of her time clones. Both agreed this was the doctor's fault. Jamie suddenly felt tired. He then pushed the button again to see himself looking about the console. "i remember this! I'm you in aboot ten minutes. Just find the green button. You won't be bored. Got to go, have fun." he pushed the button to meet a sleeping robot dog. Jamie's doctor entered the room. "what are you doing up?" "talking to future companions. What are you doing up?" "I heard you talking. How about you go to bed." he reached over a pushed a blinking orange button and the screen went black. "okay, (yawn) I guess." as jamie was leaving. "what were my other selves like?" he laughed. "they were the doctor."
the end