( Hey everyone! I literally just got this account like 2 minutes ago because I was so eager to put an idea to action. By the time anyone reads this it will be at least 12 hours later though. Anyways nobody ever wants to read the author notes but please at least read the next two sentences! I'm only going to set up the story in this chapter. I'm going to need suggestions from my lovely readers for the actual truths and dares! Please please please suggest something? Maybe? Also just a warning, these people have dirty mouths, but I mean... if you read homestuck then I probably don't even need to say it!)

Author: hi readers! I have just summoned all the main trolls, Karkat's group, and both the alpha and beta kids using my ridiculously sick magic skillz. Nah just kidding I'm not even god tier and magic doesn't exist. Anyways. We're all going to play a game called truth-

Dave: yo shut up, you're hogging the spotlight. Everyone knows what we're doing. They read the fucking title.

Author: Dave, language! That's not pol-

Vriska: actually I agree with the idi8t, you're talking w8y too much. we're the stars of the show here.

Author: okay but I-

the sound of trolls and humans chattering and arguing drowns her out

Gamzee: mOtHeRfUcKiN fAyGo MaN...

Tavros: uHH,,, gAMZEE, tHATS SOPOR SlIME, nOT, uHH, fAYGO,

Gamzee: iS iT bRo? I hAdN't EvEn NoTiCeD.

Eridan: wweh, wwhy wwont anyone notice me?

Nepeta: :33 purrhaps beclaws this is the first time you've said anything?

Equius: D- I... Need a towel.

Terezi: H3H3 DO 1 SM3LL C4NDY R3D?

Karkat: SHUT THE FUCK UP TEREZI.

Sollux: everyone here ii2 a fuckiing iidiiot.

Aradia: I still d0nt understand this game 0f truth 0r dare.

Kanaya: The Earth Human Game Confuses Me Too.

Rose: it'll be fine, Kanaya, they'll explain.

Roxy: s'plain wahat now?

*explain

*what

Jane: Roxy, you're drunk again aren't you...

Roxy: maaaaaaaaaaybe.

Author: OKAY THE AUDIENCE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS EVERYONE BE QUIET!

everyone hushes

Author: thank you. Now. If we're all quite done. I'll be quick because 'some people's just have no patience.

Karkat: hmph.

Author: Basically anyone who leaves a request for a truth or dare for any characters to carry out then I'll do that or some variation of it to the best of my- I mean our! - to the best of OUR abilities. All you have to do is type it in the review thingy! Thank you! Now I'm gonna go try to make sure nobody dies...

Jake: gadzooks, I'm rather glad I stuck to my corner, that bunch is rowdy!

Dirk:imma join in your corner.

Jake: Woah! You scared me there Strider!

John: can I join too? I'm trying to avoid being killed...

someone accidentally slices a power line and the power goes off before anyone could say another word

(whew okay I really hope this was alright. If anyone actually leaves a review then I'll write more and try to update regularly! If not then... I guess I'll try some on my own and if still nobody suggests anything then I'll probably delete this whole thing. )