HAB: yeah! My second fanfic! Woot!
T-kun: calm down, god I should give you a restraining order
HAB: ya… but then you wouldn't have a job so there!
T-kun: whatever *rubbing temples*
HAB: OH NO!!! SOMETHING WRONG WITH T-KUN!! HURRY SOME ONE CALL A DOCTOR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
T-kun: Just. Shut. Up. I have a headache.
HAB: don't worry t-kun the ambulance will be here in ten minutes. In the mean time…
Disclaimer, I don't own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo
He was coming closer. She had to run quicker if she wanted to get away from him. Just a few more steps.
"Hurry Beauty" Bo-bobo called. Bo-bobo reached out to grab her hand but suddenly beauty tripped and the train turned the corner.
"BEAUTY" Gasser screeched
Beauty tried to lift her self up but he quickly kicked her and she slammed into a tree.
"Hello Beauty," he grinned evilly "remember me"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" WACK. Oww, why is Don patch's stand table on top of me Beauty wondered while rubbing her head.
She tried to get out of bed without the table crashing on the floor. Unfortunately the table crashed and broke into a bunch of pieces. Gasser woke up at the sound.
"Beauty, are you okay?" he asked sleepily
"I am okay, but don patch's table is a different matter. Be careful when you get up" she replied.
Gasser got up to find the broom, while beauty started picking up the bigger pieces.
"Ow" Beauty gave herself a sliver
"What's wrong?" Gasser asked
"I just got a piece of wood stuck in my thumb" Beauty headed for the bathroom. *Sigh* Tonight has been a very painful night. It took her along time to find a sewing needle to take out the sliver. When she got out of the bathroom she saw that Gasser had already cleaned the mess and went back to bed although it was already eight.
*sigh* I hope Don patch doesn't freak about the table. Beauty wondered as she got back into bed. And that dream was pretty freaky too, I wonder what it means.
"WHY DID YOU BREAK MY TABLE!!" screamed Don patch. "It was a rare table given to me by the prince of France!!!"
"Sorry but it was your fault for leaving on top of me!" Beauty defended. Does France even have a prince?
"So do you plead guilty?" Judge Bo-bobo.
"What!" Beauty screamed and gasped at the sight of being in a court and she being in the defendant's chair. Don patch and his Lawyer (Hatenko) were sitting down.
"The court finds you guilty! 5 months doing Dirty laundry" Bo-bobo yelled.
"What's going on?" Gasser asked while rubbing his eyes
"Nothing except I have to do laundry for the next 5 months" Beauty answered not commenting on the scene change.
"Is that all! Why are you making so much noise over that! I am trying to Sleep!" he screamed at everyone.
Beauty only giggled "You're still tired" Gasser could only blush.
"Ha, gasser's blushing"
"Shut up Hatenko" Gasser tried to hit Hatenko but missed and hurt his hand instead.
Beauty didn't see any of this because she went out of the room to wake up Suzu.
"Suzu? Are you awake?" beauty asked. Suzu's room was a bright yellow and blinded beauty's sight. Suddenly out of nowhere something glompped her.
"Awe waking me up. That is so sweet my darling little wife" Suzu cooed, she still was in her Pajamas, which were yellow.
"Who are you?"
"Oh come on beauty I was just kidding" Suzu smiled "I know you really like; anyways what are we doing today?"
"No clue, we probably just lazing around" beauty replied. She started picking up Suzu's cloths on the floor.
"How about we go to the beach" Suzu chirped
"I'm not sure, plus we would have to take everyone with us"
"I know but what if we sneak off and buy shoes! There is a 50% discount today!"
"…No" and beauty went out the door.
Maybe we should go to the beach there is nothing to do ever since we defeated the chrome dome empire. It's so boring. I almost wish they would come back. Beauty pondered while doing the laundry. Unknown to Beauty her life would take a dramatic turn.
"Hey Beauty" Gasser chirped.
"AAAaaaahhh!" unluckily she didn't hear him before and it scared Beauty, also making her trip over something and land on her butt.
"Are you okay? I didn't mean to scare" held out his hand and pulled her back up.
"Yeah, I'm fine"
"What are you doing?"
Beauty could only stare at him with a 'if you didn't notice then you are extremely dumb' look.
"The laundry, if you didn't notice"
"I was just asking, so stop giving me that face"
"I'm giving you a face?"
"Yes you are"
"No I am not"
"Well yes you are"
"No"
"Yes"
"Whatever," Beauty sighed defeated "do you have a bathing suit?"
"Why are we going to the beach?"
"Yeah! We are going to the beach," Said Suzu who was hiding behind the door unknown to beauty or gasser "I will tell everyone else!"
"When did you get here!" beauty screamed "and why are you dressed up as a fish!?"
"I making sure you didn't do anything dirty, so I was blending in" Suzu put her hands on her side proud like "wasn't it a great idea, I made the costume myself" she gleamed.
"I can tell" gasser mumbled
"Right after lunch okay" Suzu said leaving beauty to her work.
"I should go out and buy a new swimsuit my old one is too small," beauty said "want to come, with me?" she asked gasser.
"Nah, I have to get ready for the coming of Namero, bye." He said while walking out the door.
Although he did want to go to make sure that beauty didn't get in trouble (and wanted to see if she would buy a bikini this time), he was not ready for hatenko making fun of him.
HAB: THIS IS PROBALY THE MOST BORING FANFICTION EVER!!! Don't worry I will try harder next time *snff* but you know what it's really t-kun's fault that it was so bad. I was worried sick about him, I mean sure I eat his last ice cream bar without his permission but that has nothing to do with the fact that I sent him to the hospital just for a headache but I heard that they can be fatal and you can't be to sure nowadays
T-kun: oh shut up. They are getting bored of listening to you. *cracking knuckles*
HAB: *gulp* oh hi T-kun uh so you back from the hospital
T-kun: yup they prescribed headache medicine and therapy once a week.
HAB: good for you, your getting help
T-kun: help my butt, and why did you eat my ice cream!!
HAB: I'M SORRY T-KUN!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
T-kun: Bye readers, you better go before this gets to graphic he he he