SAM'S BAD DAY
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Sam Knight was annoyed. Odd had promised yesterday that he would be up and ready to go to the beach an hour ago! Instead she'd been left waiting on his doorstep in the cold wearing nothing but a purple bikini like a chump!...He was probably still asleep...Sam then grinned evilly. "Well, this time the beauty was going to wake up prince charming!"
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"Now what to do?" Thought Sam to herself as she climbed the tree up to the window.
Should she yell into his ear? The old whip cream on hand and then tickle his face routine?
Sam shook her head. Nah, she'd just steal a kiss while he slept...
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Finally Sam was able to perch herself on the windowsill. She took a quick look around.
Okay, definitely Odds room. And odd was still asleep. Bit of a drop to the floor but nothing she couldn't handle. Thought Sam triumphantly as she jumped.
RIP!
Sam heard the tearing sound as she jumped but didn't think much of it until she landed and realized two important things.
ONE: she really should have given that slightly protruding nail that she sat next to more thought.
TWO: she was NAKED in her boyfriends house!
sam flustered as she tried not to panic. "Calm down sam, this is no big deal. Just climb back out the window, run to your beach bag, slap on your shorts and it'll be like it never happened!"
sam thought to herself as she quickly turned around- just as Odd got up and looked in her direction.
Sam froze up completely, waiting for the inevitable explosion...
But was completely taken back when he only yawned, rubbed his eyes and drowsily asked: "A-are you delivery girl?"
With all the adrenaline pumping through her brain, it was simple for Sam to figure out that Odd was in some sort of sleep-addled state. Which meant there was still a chance to get out of this with her dignity intact!
"Er...yes I am delivery girl." Odd drowsily smiled, y-you brung melon b-brushes!
Wha- melon brushes? What are you"- began Sam. But froze when he grabbed hold of her "melon brushes."
Sam then had to bite her lip to stop from screaming when he started his futile attempts to force her "melon brushes" to paint masterpieces on various "canvasses"(which in reality were just random objects in odds room, like cactus and beartraps)...
5 PAINFUL MINUTES LATTER...
Sam whimpers as she finally manages to climb out the window. She puts down one of her legs onto the branch. "Good, thought Sam to herself as she began to shift more of her weight onto the branch, soon this nightmare will be"- And that's when the branch broke.
Unfortunately for Sam, this wasn't the worst of it. For at that moment gravity was rearing it's ugly head, the window choose that moment to slam shut...right on her breasts.
Before she could scream out in pain for any help. A discarded birds nest fell into her mouth, gagging him.
And so Sam spent the rest of her miserable day there
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AN: this is an example of my DISTAFF-COUNTERS challenge. To learn more about this and other challenges, go to my profile page.
P.S. could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on deviantart.
Also I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot, maybe two-shot at most. That I might continue one day...but probably won't.
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