CHAPTER 1
Naruto and Sasuke are in a huge fight.
No an epic fight.
A fight that will never be forgotten.
Worthy of God standards…
Naruto: No YO momma!
Sasuke: MY MOMS DEAD! WHAT NOW!?!
Naruto: Damn your right…
Sasuke: *Does the Snap Snap DOUBLE Snap thing*
Then everything blacked out…
They wake up in a strange new world…
OURS
DUN DUN DUN
But all the characters came with them…
All: *wake ups and mumbles stuff*
Naruto: *stands up and looks at a car* EMBRACE ME WITH YOUR POWER MECHANICAL BEAST! *car hits Naruto*
Sasuke: *laughs* YOU SUCK! *Sasuke get's hit by a semi*
Itachi: You lack brains…
Tobi: *runs to stores*
Deidara: *glomps Sasori* "Take me away, slave."
Kisame: "Who wants to go to school…" *everyone except Naruto (yes he is alive) and Itachi run away*
Itachi: "I hate you…"
Naruto: "Lets go get our learn on."
Itachi: "I will kill you."
Naruto: O.o
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Pain & Konan hid in a dumpster of magic… or marijuana….
Zetsu hid at the green house.
Sasori and Deidara hid in the Museum of Art.
Hidan and Kakazu went to the sewing club.
Orochimaru and Kabuto go to the gay bar.
Jiraya goes to the strip club.
Tsunade goes to the casino.