Title: What Does the Fox Say?
Author: Rashelle
Summary: When Naruto starts singing some ridiculous song, Kurama demands to know what it is. One shot.
Although I'm sure that this has been done already, I haven't seen one of these fics (definitely for lack of trying to find one), so I promise if I copied someone else, it's NOT intentional. So yeah. Happy 2014!
Kurama
Lyrics
And there's some language, so be warned.
As Naruto made his way down the street one lovely morning, he waved politely to the people he passed, admired the nice weather, took in the fresh morning air, and rather conspicuously sang the lyrics to "What Does the Fox Say?".
"Dog goes bark
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeek
"Cow goes moo-"
"Brat, what the hell are you singing?" the famed nine tailed demon fox, Kurama, growled from within his jinchuriki's mind.
"Just a song I heard the other day," Naruto replied cheerily, effervescent as always.
"Well stop, it's getting on my nerves," Kurama grunted.
"Aww," Naruto pouted, "But it's really good, and I think you'll like it! It's about foxes!"
"Your human music will never please me," the fox responded contemptuously.
"Just give it a try!" Urged Naruto.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"NO."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"HELL. NO."
Naruto, although not one to easily give in or back down, could sense the finality in the Kyuubi's voice and sighed.
"Fine, suit yourself" was grumbled with an accompaning pout. And so Naruto continued on his way, all the while humming his new favorite song.
Two days later, the revered, invincible Kyuubi found himself losing to the forces of stupidity. Naruto was screeching the lyrics to that song into a microphone in a karaoke bar.
"But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT'D THE FOX SAY?"
"The fox says shut the fuck up before he fucking kills you!"
The internal comment threw Naruto off the beat, and he took a moment to scold his resident demon.
"Kurama," Natuto childed. "That wasn't very nice. And you interrupted me when I got to the good part!"
"The good part?" the fox said skeptically. "It all sounds awful to me."
However, as Naruto got back into the rhythm of the song to finish it off in the bar, and subsequently failed to cease singing that abomination of a song all week, Kurama felt a small thought sneak up in the back of his head.
"...Well, it is kind of catchy. Dog goes bark..."
Kiba and Shikamaru, who obviously had nothing to do, were pondering one of the most evasive questions to ever bamboozle mankind; what does the fox say? Well, Kiba was ranting to Shikamaru, who wasn't really listening in the first place. However, when Kiba voiced the thought of millions of people everywhere and said that no fox actually says what's in the song, at that exact moment, a possessed-looking Naruto with red, demonic eyes and defined whisker marks on his cheeks strode by loudly singing:
"WHAT THE FOX SAY?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!"
And then possessed!Naruto proceeded to dance away, after donning a fox suit out of no where.
Kiba managed to come to his senses after a good minute or so. He shrugged nonchalantly. "Well, I guess foxes really do say that stuff."
"How troublesome."