Author's Note: Please, don't ask me where this came from. I wrote this for SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329, hope this brightens up your day just a little. I based this off of the whole "...you might be a redneck" comedy sketch from Jeff Foxworthy. Hope this elicits a laugh or two.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood.
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When you are in trouble, the first solution that pops into your mind is "Retcon"…you might be Torchwood.
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When having decaf is worse than dying…you might be Torchwood.
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If your boss only wears two outfits…you might be Torchwood.
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If a part of those outfits happens to be sexpenders…you might be Torchwood.
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If you just watched your boss die three times in the past 24 hours…you might be Torchwood.
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If you get really paranoid on Halloween…you might be Torchwood.
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If your boss has had more sex with more aliens than Captain Kirk…you might be Torchwood.
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If you have a stopwatch fetish…you might be Torchwood.
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If you are having lunch with a friend who has been dead for two weeks…you might be Torchwood.
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If you own a pet that is extinct…you might be Torchwood.
Hopefully, some of you laughed. Reviews? Please?