I haven´t had my coffee yet, so don´t make me kill you

Don´t make me release the flying alien!

No whining on bord.

Vehicle Made by Ancients. But Bumper Sticker Made by Earthians

I have good Dampers, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

Scientists are the cowboys of Pegasus

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity

Life would be so much easier if we just hadn´t changed the source code

My mom went to Atlantis and all I got was this lousy Bumper Sticker

If it isn't broken, fix it until it is

My other vehicle was destoryed by the Wraith!

Gravity always gets me down. Splash

I brake for Ancients

Very funny, Hermiod. Now beam up my clothes

Grass, Ass or ZPM - no one rides for free

If This Sticker Looks Blue You're Flying Too Fast...

Property of Area 51

Yellow Submarine

Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it

Don't blame me, I'm from Atlantis.

Ancient spacecrafts are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!

Canadian On Board

What would O'Neill do?

Hey, Wraith - can´t feed'em, don't breed'em!

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Shoot if you love peace and freedom.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Wraith on bord.

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.

So many stupid Asurans, and so few asteroids.

If you can read this – you´re in fire range