Things, you shouldn't do, if...
You'll meet the Joker!
The Dark Knight was a great movie! And like every fan, you must visit Gotham City! But what should you do if you'll meet the Joker? I made a list, but if you you want, that he'd like to kill you do this things!
1. tell him, that he is a freak!
2. tell him, that purple a gay coulor is!
3. wear a " I Batman" shirt!
4. if he does something, say:" Batman can do it much better" !
5. laugh at him!
6. ask him, if he know, who joker is, because everybody laughs at him!
7. change the "your mom" jokes in "the joker" jokes!
8. and the chuck Norris jokes in the batman jokes!
9. and he must know that!
10. if he tells you, that he will kill you ask:" and then?"
11. Tell him that he looks with all the makeup like a leukemia patient!
12. just be serious!
13. or try to be funny!
14. tell him, that nobody is afraid of him
15. but everybody is afraid of Spongebob!
16. ask him, what he wants to do with his stupid knives!
17. tell him, that bats your favorite animal are!
18. tell him, that you thin, that clowns are totally gay!
19. if he wants to talk with you, speak all time!
20. put your hands, on his scarfes!
21. tell him, that scarecrow was much cooler!
22. ask him, if he only use make up, to cover his ugly face!
23. ask him why he have chosen the joker! Why not the lady?
24. tell him, that you are not interested in his storys about the scarfes!
25. Don't tell him, who's Harvey Dent!
26. if he ask you, if you are nervous say:" that's just because your ugly face!"
27. Give him a phone!
So, if you finshed this things: run away!
Hope you liked it! Izzie