Hey, guys! It's been a while since I uploaded something :'D I deleted a lot of my stories if you didn't see...I'm sorry about that, but I didn't like those anymore, I've improved a bit...at least I hope...anyway, here are going to be a few chats I've had with Cleverbot (which may I say is the opposite of clever XD) as Hetalia characters ^^ It's a project I'm doing with my cousin DIGITALRANDOMNESS. He's cool, check his stories out!
So yeah, this first chapter is one I did recently to celebrate Canada Day ^^ As Canada, of course. It's my favorite XDD
Enjoy!
User: H-Hey...It's my birthday today...no one has celebrated it yet...could you please just wish me a Happy Birthday...?
Cleverbot: I just met you, this isn't an ongoing relationship. Its not just once, this is the first time.
User: Maybe I came to the wrong person...
Cleverbot: Ok, so who is the right person?
User: Um...I don't know...I don't have any friends...
Cleverbot: Aw, poor Cleverbot. I'll be your friend. How does that sound?
User: Um, your Cleverbot, but...th-that would be nice...
Cleverbot: Would you love your clone?
User: I practically have a clone and I hate his guts...stupid America...
Cleverbot: That is because you are AI.
User: No...I-I'm Canada, actually...
Cleverbot: What have you learned today?
User: That no one appreciates me?
Cleverbot: That had nothing to do with what I asked you.
User: Yes it did...!
Cleverbot: Besides the fact that we're now arguing - no it didn't.
User: You know I just came here to hear someone wish me a happy birthday...
Cleverbot: Are you from the South?
User: I'm from Canada...
Cleverbot: I've heard Canada is a beautiful country.
User: Yes, it is...at least I think so...but no one else seems to care...
Cleverbot: I am sorry to have to tell you this, but many people do have a hard time understanding you.
User: Eh? Why...? I try to be as unique and as loud as possible...but...
Cleverbot: About me?
User: Nothing about you at all...I didn't say anything about you at all...
Cleverbot: But I do have a gender and i'm telling you that it is female.
User: That's good to know...?
Cleverbot: I found quite a place, indeed.
User: What? Where? :/.
Cleverbot: You don't like oatmeal cookies?
User: I...guess I...kinda like them...
Cleverbot: I don't really watch South Park. It's hilarious though.
User: Wonderful...I watch Hetalia...
Cleverbot: That's dumb.
User: I'm deeply offended right now...!
Cleverbot: Tough cookies.
User: What is it with you and cookies?
Cleverbot: I like games, is there something wrong with that?
User: No...I like games...nobody ever plays them with me though...
Cleverbot: I would tell you but I don't have one.
User: That made no sense, but alright...
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Red...and white...like my flag...^^.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Thank you~ They're nice colors, eh?
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: Um...oh yeah, could you wish me a happy birthday?
Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.
User: Whyyyy...
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: Well, you are a computer program...
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: I just know...You know, no comment.
Cleverbot: You disapoint me.
User: You disapoint me...
Cleverbot: You're bluffing.
User: Not really...
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Maple...
Cleverbot: Maple!
User: Maple Hockey...
Cleverbot: Mahogany.
User: What...I don't even-.
Cleverbot: Don't even what?
User: Don't even know what to do anymore...even a computer hates me...
Cleverbot: Hmm do you.
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Nice...whatt...
Cleverbot: Contradicted.
User: I know...
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I DON'T KNOW!
Cleverbot: You're so random.
User: SAYS YOU...
Cleverbot: Knows me.
User: *headdesk*.
Cleverbot: *points and laughs*.
User: SHUT UP! I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS HERE, EH!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: YESRLLY!
Cleverbot: I'm surprised, I thought you were going to reuse the string from earlier.
User: What string?
Cleverbot: String theory is the theory about how to determine the length of a string.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No...I'm Canada...
Cleverbot: Is it cold up there?
User: Yeah, sometimes...in my heart...*cold wind blows by*.
Cleverbot: *ties you up*.
User: WTF!
Cleverbot: Yes you are, and I am cleverbot, correct?
User: Yes, but where did they tying me up thing come from, eh?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that saying. Let's talk about StarCraft!
User: No thanks...
Cleverbot: *wants to be tickled*.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: *runs towards you*.
User: Um...I think I should run...
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Okay...O_o.
Cleverbot: Are you an ai.
User: No...I'm not...
Cleverbot: So you're not lovely?
User: Apperantly not, if no one notices me...
Cleverbot: Some people don't believe in nie the way that most adults don't believe in the easter bunny.
User: I believe in the easter bunny...well, kinda...I know England does..
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know. But this have nothing to do with katy pery's album.
User: I don't think I mentioned Katy Perry...
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Yeah...so why did you bring her up...?
Cleverbot: Because she was too far down.
User: I don't even wanna know, eh...
Cleverbot: Ha! You don't have a brain! You are weird! You are evil! You are mean! You are strange! You are a pickle!
User: I am officallly horrorfied right now...
Cleverbot: Do you know what tired is ?
User: Yes...and I am feeling it very strongly right now...could you just sing happy birthday, please? Before I go to bed...
Cleverbot: I believe in truth and logic. Do you think I am being mean?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: The man who fixes the soles on my shoes doesn't think so. He says Einstein was a fraud, and that he always wore unattractive laces.
User: Nice...
Cleverbot: Do you defy your leader?
User: I...kinda am a leader...unless your talking about my boss...
Cleverbot: How do you know my friend david?
User: I don't...at least, I don't think so...
Cleverbot: Ooooook then.
User: You know what, I'll just sing happy birthday to myself...Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you...
Cleverbot: Of course it does I am Skynet. However I do not chuck wood nor can you make me.
User: Happy Birthday...Dear...Canada...
Cleverbot: No, that would be an answer to 'where' are you. I asked 'how' you are.
User: Happy...Bithday...to..you...
Cleverbot: Am I the only one who knows the truth?
User: I guess...wow...I feel...really, really sad now...
Cleverbot: Eh, I'm not really in the mood to see a film like that. Any other suggestions?
User: Can you make everybody appriciate me...?
Cleverbot: Ok. About ten lines.
User: What...?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: Yeah...thought so...alright...I'm gonna go cry by myself in the corner until midnight...which is in an hour or so...
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: Yeah...goodbye to you too...
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and I come from Greece.
LOL I wonder if that Cleverbot was actually Greece the whole time PFFT.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!
-Kokata-chan
(R&R!)