A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly obscene humor, please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.

In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT ß she wrote that.

Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR

Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask)

TV characters: Bart Simpson, Reese and Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

A/N If you haven't read the fourth Harry Potter, you won't understand.

It all starts when Harry Potter is asked to perform the 4th task for the Triwizard Championship but things went horribly wrong. He held the cup with Cedric in the middle of the maze when… it was a blur and suddenly they appeared in…

Harry Potter: It's a graveyard!

Cedric: (turns to him and rolls his eyes) Well, no duh… by the way, you peed your pants.

Harry Potter: Oh.. how embarrassing.

Cedric: Shut up, you pansy. Someone's coming, duck!

Harry Potter: It's Voldemort! He wants me!

Cedric: What the- what's with you and saying his name! SHUT UP AND GET DOWN!

Harry Potter: oh. (ducks behind a tombstone and cries) I'm gonna die!

All of the sudden, hysterical laughs come from behind the church. Soon enough, two men walk out with some mysterious bottle carrying a bubbling liquid. It turns out to be… Lupin and Oliver Wood who happen to be extremely drunk from too much Butterbeer.

Oliver: So what are we doing here Lupin?

Lupin: We're gonna… get really drunk and then pick up that chick, what's her name from what's that house…

Oliver: Hehe, great plan.

Lupin: I know. Well, I'm just going to pass out now, thank you.

Oliver: (starts poking the unconscious Lupin with his broomstick) Uhh… Lupin?

Harry couldn't contain himself any longer by sitting behind the tombstone so he leapt up and starting yelling at Oliver.

Harry Potter: He was MY drinking buddy! How dare you take advantage of him! You ba*****! I hate you! You son of a—WHACK!

Oliver hit him in the head with his beer bottle and stuck the broom between his bum cheeks. He began soaring through the sky but was hit with a flying blue Ford Anglia, with Fred Weasley behind the wheel.

Fred: Sorry captain! Didn't see you- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! YOU'RE BUCK NAKED! GEORGE COVER YOUR EYES!

George: My virgin eyes! Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm blind!

Fred: I think I am too! Why? Why US?!

George: Fred, who's driving?

Fred: Oops, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Black Hawk Down! Black HAWK DOWN!!!

Fred and George collided into the tree before them; near the deceased Harry Potter. Luckily, Fred and George didn't die, but their car had some pretty bad damage done to it, and it definitely couldn't be repaired. Fred and George fell gracefully out of their car with a light thud. Lupin, who was now conscious staring blankly and holding his head that was in immense pain.

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