Standard disclaimers apply. The writer would also like to announce that this is not her fault.
There are certain things that never happened in Ace Lightning, and there's probably a very good reason for them all. Ten ficlet crossovers with various fandoms. Various genres. Mostly humour.
On The Hellmouth.
She was pretty certain she didn't know how to do this. It was hardly on the top of the school curriculum, after all and college was all she used to think about, these days. Until she showed up on her doorstop.
Karate taught her a lot of things. An awful lot of things. Mostly about breaking stuff and how to avoid being broken yourself, but… staking? Through the heart? That definitely wasn't one of them. Not that these things had blood, per se (and not that she couldn't handle it perfectly well if they did), but… Ew.
Watching it crumble away into a pile of dirty ashes on the floor… even more Ew.
Still. Better dead than going for her throat. Better dead than going for anything else.
'Welcome to the big league little girl,' the slayer muttered, replacing the stake in a disturbing well designed belt and wiping a smudge of grime away from an otherwise unmarked cheek. 'If you don't get them, they'll get you. Well, usually after they've taken out a few innocent bystanders, that is. You know how they love to piss us off.'
She sounded like she was talking about an out of date fashion accessory, or… or the world's most boring lecturer. But before she could ponder her companion's possible insanity, she felt something being pressed into her hand. It took her only a moment to realise that it was sharp. And made of wood.
'Here endeth the lesson numero uno. Kill them first. Don't forget to study that one. There's gonna be a quiz at the end of the week.'
Heather opens her mouth to point out that mixing Pig Latin with Spanish was so completely grammatically wrong it almost made her nose bleed (if it weren't already bleeding anyway)…
Only the words wouldn't quite come out right.
Buffy TVS crossover, in case you're wondering...