Super Epic Pinkie Pie and Pikachu Crossover Fanfiction

Note: I intend for this to gradually get more characters from different places over time.

"...And that's how I took over the world," Pikachu said proudly.

"That's great and all, but why did you tell me first?" Pinkie Pie asked, "I'm sure there are plenty of other people to tell before opening a rift in time and space."

"I know, but you're the perfect pony who can rule the world with me!"

"Oh, um, thanks, but I really should get going back to my universe. Everypony needs me to entertain them!"

"I'm sure they'll be fine, I only need you to help me think of rules."

"Rules?"

"Rules for humanity. I need to think up rules for them, so they don't get out of line while I'm conquering other planets."

"Hmm... Well, for one, you need a very important rule."

"Which is...?" Pikachu said after waiting for Pinkie Pie to continue.

"Well, everybody needs to be happy all the time!"

"Uh... That could be kinda hard to inforce, any suggestions on how to make them all happy?"

"Well, throw them all loads of parties! With cakes! And balloons!"

"Actually, there are some humans who don't like parties."

"WHAT? We have to throw them a big party RIGHT NOW!"

"I don't think that will help..."

"What are their names? What are their addresses? WHAT'S THEIR FAVORITE COLOUR?"

Pikachu watched the frantic pony going into overdrive, wondering why he actually chose Pinkie Pie in the first place.

"Look," Pikachu said, "I don't think you should be trying to throw everybody a party..." Pikachu was cut off by Pinkie Pie's glare. He definitely shouldn't have chosen Pinkie Pie.

"What do you mean, 'You don't think I should be trying to throw everybody a party'?" The crazy mare exclaimed, "That's exactly what I should be doing! And you should be too!" Pinkie Pie stopped glaring and sat down, deep in thought.

Pikachu stared at the strange sight, not knowing exactly what he should say. He looked out of a nearby window. They were both in a satalite, orbiting Earth. The planet was clearly visible through the big window in one of the walls. You could clearly see the somehow blue water, the - against all odds - green islands that made up the dry land. The planet truely was a thing of beauty, impossibility and possibly the most useful planet that ever existed. He sometimes suspected that the Earth had been designed by some being without powerful technology. He looked back at Pinkie Pie. She was still thinking about what kind of parties she could throw for everybody who didn't like them, and he could see that she was deep in thought. Maybe taking over the Earth wasn't such a good idea after all.

Suddenly, an odd noise came crashing into the room. It sounded unlike anything Pikachu or Pinkie Pie had heard before. A distinct blue shape started making itself visible alarmingly fast. Before either of them could react, the blue blur turned into a very visible blue police box. A man jumped out. He tried to look at them sternly, but failed, since he couldn't contain his excitement. "Hello!" He said, abandoning his attempted seriousness, "I'm the Doctor!"

Pinkie Pie spoke instantly, forgetting that she was supposed to be dazed. "Hi Doctor! I've never seen you before!" Pikachu also noted that Pinkie Pie had forgotten that she was on a spaceship orbiting an alien planet, and that the man she was addressing just jumped out of a police box that came from nowhere. The Doctor, however, looked like he was satisfied with the response.

"Not many people have," the Doctor said, looking pleased with himself, "I travel around a lot."

Pikachu decided it was time to interject. "Where did you come from, and why are you here?" Pikachu hadn't had much experience in dealing with potentially hostile beings.

The Doctor looked at him, looking considerably less happy when Pikachu spoke. He had suddenly remembered why he was here. "I'm the protector of humanity! No, I'm protector of all! When there's a threat, anywhere in the universe, at any time, any place, I'm there to save the day! Even when I don't really want to!" The Doctor made a few poses to try to make a better impression. Pinkie Pie was certainly impressed. Pikachu was less happy, since he realised that that meant the man was here to stop him now.

"So," Pikachu said, "you're here to stop me. Well, what makes the Earth so special now that means it shouldn't be taken over?"

"Because," The Doctor replied, "You must be evil. They always are."

"Not really, I just want what's best for humanity."

"No, I know what's best for humanity. What's best for everybody is happiness. With your rules, people won't be happy."

"That's not true!" Pinkie Pie decided to interject this time. "He decided to get me to help make the rules, and the first rule I made was to give everybody lots of parties!"

The Doctor was taken aback by this. He was used to evil alien monsters taking over the world who wanted to kill off humanity or inslave them or anything but throw them parties. All he could say was a measley "What?"

"She's right," Pikachu said, "I did employ her help. I'm planning to take care of humanity."

"In order to turn them into an army?" The Doctor questioned, desparetly trying to get into a situation where he'd have a good reason to stop them from taking over.

"Of course not, all I want to do is slowly take over as much as I can." Pikachu replied.

"But you must have a reason," The Doctor pressed on, "You don't just go and take over planets unless you want the resources or armies or if you want to steal their memories or... Or... Something like that!"

"Why would I want resources or armies if all I would use them for is taking over more planets?" Pikachu pointed out.

"I don't know, they've never gotten that far before. Because I put a stop to them!"

"Well, now you can see what happens when you don't put a stop to them."

"What makes you think I'm going to let you continue? Humanity shouldn't be ruled by anybody!"

"Guys?" Pinkie Pie interjected.

"Because, humanity is filled with wars," Pikachu said.

"So what? Wars are natural." The Doctor replied.

"...And there are taxes,"

"Also natural. Humanity needs something to control their wallets."

"...And, under my rule, everybody on Earth will live the same. All free."

"Guys." Pinkie Pie repeated, with slightly more worry in her voice. The Doctor was too taken aback to take notice.

"You mean that you'd eliminate all violence? That's impossible." The Doctor said.

"If people agreed with my rules, which I haven't made yet, then they wouldn't have any reason for violence." Pikachu said, knowing that he was winning.

"But you can't make everybody happy. There will always be somebody, somewhere who won't like it."

"What does this button do?" Pinkie Pie asked from the window.

This got Pikachu's attention. "Don't touch anything!" Pikachu said.

Pinkie Pie was, in fact, no where near any controls, and instead had used the line in order to get their attention. She pointed, with her hoof, in the direction of the window she was standing by. Pikachu realised that he should have seen this coming. If The Doctor could get on his spaceship so easily...

A small shape smashed through the window. It had a rainbow coloured trail flowing behind it. Pinkie Pie gasped. "Rainbowdash?" She said, "What're you doing here?"
The light blue blob took a deep breath.

"Well," Dash began, "Me and the gang were looking for you Pinkie but then we went into your flat and we found this strange liquid and Twilight told be to not drink it but I decided since you had it then it couldn't be that bad and then I drank it in hopes of finding you and then I got this sudden burst of energy and I knew I just had to fly and I instantly went into a rainbow boom which destroyed the flat (sorry about that) and I flew up into the sky and before I knew it I was in space and it didn't feel like I was using my wings at all and I flew around the planet a few times and then I saw this and I saw you inside looking out the window so I flew towards you and then I smashed through the window and then you asked me what I was doing and then I started explaining what happened and then I don't know what happened and I have to go now bye!"

The blur took off again, leaving the others to simply gaze after it. After a while, the others managed to process what was said, and they all turned to Pinkie, except for Pinkie who looked to the left, before realising that she couldn't look at herself. She looked at the others and simply shrugged and said "I guess I didn't finish that Doctor Pepper."

TO BE CONTINUED