It was another rainy morning in Ohtori academy, and strangely, everyone was stuck in the main hall of the academy building. Outside, a river went by, carrying a confused Monkey-mouse and several unlucky students. Luckily(or unluckily, for those who may have been under the impression this was a serious fic) the student council was safely inside, and basically unharmed, save for the fact that Juri's curls had frizzed out to astonishing levels. As this was an unusual occurrence for the students of Ohtori, no one quite knew how to use tact.
"Oh. My. Dios." Touga breathed, and he poked her hair gingerly, as if the disease might move on to his coifed mane. Juri was softly growling, although Miki was the only one really smart enough to stay quiet about the alarming change in her hair.
"Its really not that bad... kinda... umm... ethnic." Saionji managed. Juri glared at him, and went on a search for the hat Utena wore in the movie. As soon as she was out of sight, the laughing started, but a peek back into the hall shut them up.
In the meantime, Utena was busily trying to convince Anthy that curry was not the best idea for a "warming up" food.
"But curry is spicy." Anthy said, holding out a cook book. Utena took a deep breath.
"Yes... But you're curry is... umm..." Utena stopped when tears appeared in the bottom of Anthy's lashes. "Too special! Yeah, way too special to just waste on anyone." Utena said, sweat dropping. She would ahve to figure out how it was that Anthy could make her so flusttered.
Anthy nodded, and went to fix hot chocolate. Utena sighed in relief, figuring Anthy couldn't possibly screw that up. She turned, and screamed, since Juri had been right behind her. Juri, for once showing signs of being girlish, started screaming too, and soon there was an audiance, consisting of Anthy, the rest fo the student council, and Akio, who has the power to pop into existance if you even THINK of his name.
In the midst of the screaming, Saionji finally had enough, and slapped Juri.
"Hey!" She said, and slapped him back.
"Wha!" He gaped, and tried to slap her again. She boredly caught his wrist.
"Okay, if we're all done screaming..." Utena said. "What were you doing sneaking up on me?"
"Oh." Juri stopped, trying to remember. "Oh yes, I need to borrow a hat."
"Obviously." Saionji said, and was slapped again, this time by Miki.
"What a second... Miki is the second least likely to slap anyone." Akio said, looking up at the sky, his hands on his hips.
"Err.." A voice was heard to say, stemming from a small purplish-pink cloud. "PMS?" they tried weakly.
"Not female." Akio reminded. Suddenly Utena lapped Saionji.
"Better?" asked the voice.
"For now." Akio agreed, and Saionji pouted.
"Why am I getting slapped so much?"
"She must like you." Juri said knowledgably. "Last time she liked me, I ended up on American idol." She concluded.
"We must do that again sometime." The voice said, and the talking cloud disappeared.
"Okay, about the hat..." Juri said. Utena nodded and tossed the hat at Juri, who pulled it down over her hair, and started tucking was left up into it. Touga crossed himself to ward off the frizzies. Akio flinched.
"Now what? We're all stuck here for Dios knows how long." Juri said. Akio smiled, the students all shivered.