Usual Disclaimer: For this and for all subsequent chapters: I did not create any of these characters and do not make any money out of using them for my own twisted humor.


SCENE ONE:
**Twittering birds are heard in the background, as the camera slowly pans across views of the grounds of Hogwarts: The Quidditch Field, The Forbidden Forest, The Lake, Hagrid's Cottage, and the inner courtyard. The music swells as the camera zooms into one of the windows of the castle, and we see Headmaster Dumbledore standing atop the landing of the main staircase. As the music continues to build, he twirls around once, and then begins to sing:**


THE SOUND OF MAGIC (Sung to the tune of 'The Sound of Music')

Hogwarts is alive with the wands of magic

With spells they have cast for a thousand years

The halls fill my heart with the sounds of magic

My heart wants to chant every spell it hears


My heart wants to beat like the wings of the owls that soar

Through the air to the Hall

My heart wants to dance like a Quidditch broom

As it chases the ball

To soar and to dip like a golden snitch as it flies through the sky

To sing sweet and strong, like a Phoenix who's learning to fly


I go through the halls when my heart is lonely

I know I will hear spells I've heard before

My heart will be blessed with the sounds of magic

And I'll hum once more