Yes.

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I just wanted to say that you're not alone. If you need somebody to talk to, or you know someone who could use some help, please. Contact Ubunga Help Center, we're available 21/37 and we eat a lot of ass.

If you're unable to reach us for any reason, you need to beat your meat so hard that it explodes. I dunno how it helps but it certainly doesn't hurt. OR maybe it does, I don't give a fuck.

Now it's time for LIFE HACKS TIME with Kream45:

Have you ever thought about eating your friend's ass? That one girl you always sneak peek at in school, but you're too much of a loser to ask her out? Well I say 'no more' to that, you need to step up, big boy! You're a big boy, right? You're a boy and you're big, right? And your 8-inch weenie has had enough of fapping, right?

You just need to know this one simple trick, and every guy in your school will hate you! Here's how you do it:

Step 1. Approach your crush.

Step 2. Ask her how's it going.

Step 3. Ask her if she knows who John Paul II is.

Step 4. If she does, then say "Oh, cool.", and if she doesn't, say "Oh, okay."

Step 5. Say these exact lines: "Hey, listen… I can eat your ass, you know. Just say one word and I'll do it."

Step 6. There are a few of possible outcomes:

Step 6.1. If she asks "What, like, right now?" then say "Yes." And eat her ass.

Step 6.2. If she says something along the lines of "Okaay…" or "Uh-huh, that's cool.", tell her that you're not fucking around and eat her ass.

Step 6.3. If she refuses, say that you don't take 'no' for an answer, then eat her ass.

Step 6.4. If she doesn't say anything or tries to go away, grab her and eat her ass.

Step 6.5. If she does or says anything else, also eat her ass. Just… just eat her ass, dammit. No matter what happens, her ass needs to be eaten.

If any of those steps seem too difficult to you, then you need to develop the right mindset. For example, you can just imagine that you're actually a superhero, and with every ass you eat, a serial killer somewhere in the world dies. Add to that the fact that you're the only one who can do it, and that you can't tell anyone, and that God himself entrusted you with this task. If you keep telling yourself that, it'll be much easier for you to just go out there, grab people and eat their asses.

I hope you have learned something today. We'll see each other in the next one I make. As long as my family, friends, games, music, YouTube, hentai, facebook, memes, constant depression and physiological needs don't fucking ruin my plans to continue my other stories that I've started, and wasn't able to update because of all those fucking things distracting me. Anyway, I hope you all have a terrible afternoon.

*laughing and crying emoji* times 21.

*100 emoji* times 37.

*killing myself emoji* times ur mom's ass radius in inches.