"Will, what are you doing?" Elizabeth watched as her husband pulled up a youtube video.
"Watching a video...about Jack and his jar of dirt." Will made the video fill the screen.
"Oh yeah, I remember his jar of dirt. Didn't he call it Thump Thump?" Elizabeth chuckled.
"Yeah. Ha ha!" Will laughed and started to watch it.
"Wait lets all watch it together. I'll call everyone." Elizabeth walked to the stair case. Will sighed.
"HEY EVERYONE! WE'RE WATCHING A VIDEO!" Elizabeth screamed.
Bootstrap, Davy Jones and his crew flooded down the stairs. Jack, Gibbs, and the Kraken came through the sliding doors on the side of the house. Everyone flooded into the house.
"I call sitting next to Will!" Jack screamed.
"No I do!" Bootstrap pulled Jack back and ran in front of him.
"Oh no you don't!" Jack tackled him and they had a slap fight.
"You two look like two little girls." Davy Jones laughed.
"Will you all shut up and come watch the video?" Elizabeth asked with her hands on her hips.
"Yes." They all hung their heads and sat behind Will.
"Stop touching me." Jack smacked the Kraken's tentacle off of his shoulder.
Will started the video.
Jack walked across the deck holding his jar of dirt. "Come to negotiate, hey you slimy git?"
Davy Jones smacked himself on the for head.
"Look what I've got, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!" Jack screamed.
Jack looked sheepish.
"Doo doo doo doo!" They music played in the back ground.
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" Jack's jar of dirt went up and down. Then he was running from cannibals. He emptied his jar of dirt and put Davy Jone's heart into it. Then he put the dirt back in.
"The captain seems to be acting a bit strange. Hmm?" Marty shrugged.
Then Will, Norrington(Who is not present right now) and Jack were sword fighting. Jack got stuck in a large wooden wheel. A key slipped off his neck.
"Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it give it back."
"No."
Jack's jar of dirt went up and down several more times. Then he tumbled down the stairs. Everybody grimaced.
"Enough." Davy Jones growled. The cannons slipped out and Jack's face lost its grin.
Then the video ended.
"Oh my word." Jack's face broke out into a large grin.
"Jack..." Davy Jones and Jack looked at each other. "...That was the most funniest thing I have ever seen!" Davy Jones laughed so hard. Tears of happiness went down his cheeks. Jack was the same. They hugged and laughed into each other's shoulders.
Will and Elizabeth looked at each other. Everyone else had lost interest. Bootstrap picked his nose. Gibbs asked everyone if they liked his apple.
"That was awkward." Elizabeth said and went to make dinner.
The End
Ok I personally thought this was funny. In real life there is actually a video like what they just watched, though its not extremely short. Its quite funny. Anyways this is probably the only thing I'm gonna be able to post for a while. So I hope you liked it!
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horseloverhasajarofdirt