Karkat POV

"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" Fuck my alarm. I throw the alarm across the room into the wall, ripping it out of the socket and breaking the clock. "Great, just fucking great. Now I have to go buy another fucking one." Great now I'm talking to myself, sounds familiar. I throw on a t-shirt and walk out into the hallway greeted by the shittiest roommate ever.

"Hey motherfucker! How you doing on this fine fucking morning bro?"

"Go fuck yourself"

"Hey man, don't be a grumpy pants miracles are fucking everywhere man."
I really don't even know what to respond to that with so, I just head into the kitchen and eat some shitty cereal.

"Hey bro, John called and said you better not fucking be late to Rose's today."

Fuck the derpshit fucking called and reminded me, I was going to skip out on that psycho babble human shit of Rose, but fuck Gamzee was sure as hell gonna make sure I get there on time.

"Hey man we gotta leave in like 2 minutes if we are gonna be on time.

" "Yeah whatever, I'll be ready in 5."

"Cool bro, let me just grab a faygo and we'll head off like two motherfuckin' coolest bro's in the motherfuckin' universe man."

I run back to my room put some pants on and head back to the door to be greeted by yet another fuck. "Hey Karkitty! Hehe" Oh fucking jegus not this shit! Ever since those two fucking buldgesuckers got together she's been staying over so fucking much! This is going to be a long ride.

We arrive at Sarcasticville just in time, fuck I always thought these human public transportations were terrible and always made you fucking late but, no just my shitty luck. As Nepeta and I walk up to the door Gamzee pays the taxi cab driver, when we all catch up I ring the doorbell. I swear that psycho cat has got the creepiest instincts because before the door was even open she pounced in on Kanaya before Gamzee and I even knew what was happening.

"Well, I am glad to see you could make it Karkat."

"Whatever."

"Karkat! Is that any way to treat your hostess, especially one that is an old friend?" she said glaring at me. "Fuck, no sorry, Hi" "Better, now the rest of you should come in! There is tea on the coffee table if you want any",she said walking away from us. I plopped down on the couch refusing to drink any of the nasty stuff while Nepeta poured a nice little cup and, Gamzee cracked open the can of faygo he brought with him.

"Well, well, well. Looks like Mr. Grumpy-Pants showed up how surprising." She said with a smirk, stupid witch.

"If it wasn't for you derpy boyfriend I wouldn't fucking be here."

"Kar-" Kanaya was just about to scold me but Rose's hand interrupted her mid sentence. "Well if that's how you feel then maybe we should get this over with then, now shouldn't we" "Fine."

I got up to follow the witch into her private practice office, but of course on my way I was being stared down by Kanaya for my rudeness before.
"So Karkat, why are you here?" "I already said why I was here, your stupid fuckass of a boyfriend!" "Hmm, I see, but why does he think you should be here?" "I don't fucking know, why don't you tell me!" She made another few ahmm's and interesting, as I pretty much spilled my guts out to her. Fuck my life.

"O.k, now Karkat do you feel any better?" I did, "Fuck, maybe," she raised an eyebrow and smirked, sort of laughing to herself like she knew the answer. "Can I fucking go now?" "Sure if you want to." "Great, you're a big help!" I meant to be as cold as possible to her.

I got up and left, as soon as I got into the living room Gamzee smiled the fucking idiot and was about to say something but I cut him off.

"Let's go NOW!" He looked at Nepeta like she should probably stay here with Rose and Kanaya, she understood and gave him a nice long fucking ass kiss on the lips goodbye, they both giggled when they were done the fucking freaks.

"Kay bro, coming, don't get your horns in a twist." "Fuck lets go now!" "Bye, Nep!" he made a stupid derpish grin as we left, fucking dumbass.