This is the first South Park Slash I've done, so please excuse me it the characters are a bit off.

This is a SURPRISE COUPLING(hint: SK) and there will be some slight Wenbe (WendyxBebe)

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Well, my lovelies, it's time to begin our little tale...

and no, I do not own South Park or it's Characters, just the story itself!

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(p.s sorry it's so short, but there's not much I can put in it-I gotta set up the plot)

Chapter One- Reflection

I looked in the mirror and looked over at my new self. It was…awkward looking at the lightly pink painted lips, red eye shadow on both top and bottom lids, deep black mascara and smooth powder adoring my usually plain face. My messy raven hair was cover by a black wig with longer then shoulder length curls, and I couldn't recognize myself anymore. Why was I dressed like this again? I was a guy for god's sake! But I had to admit, I didn't look half bad…

"Why the hell was I doing this again?" I asked, (verbally this time) looking through the mirror at my friend. She was practically glowing with excitement! I glared at her, but her smile only widened.

"Stan, do you know you make very beautiful girl? If I didn't know better, I'd tap that." She smirked deviously, ignoring the question. Her look sent shivers down my spine.

"Wendy, I dated you before, that was a really, long time ago, and I've moved on. I have better fish to fry. And what would Bebe think?" I teased, still staring at my reflection.

She smiled, and blew me a kiss through the mirror. I rotated the stool to face her, since she was standing behind me, and she continued to gleam.

"I've created a monster!" She laughed "Sorry Stan, Your not my type-Bebe wouldn't be happy if I kissed a transvestite!" I glared at her for the last remark.

"Why am I doing this again, my mind seems to have erased all memory of this." I asked yet again. This time, I got an answer.

"Well, since it is prom night, and you I don't think your lover boy's mother would be too happy with her son dating another boy, so you will surprise him as his 'mystery' date. You, Stan, will have supposedly also had a mystery date. And what makes it even better is that your family is out of town and they won't ever find out, since to them, you are not attending prom because of the lack of a date." She babbled on with details, and I believe she said something about her and Bebe. Oh well. "This is gonna be so much fun! He will be so surprised, Stan!"

I stood up and she gave me a once over.

"There's something missing..." She trailed off. "Oh My God! I almost forgot the dress!"

Damn, I was hoping she wouldn't notice I was still dressed in my jeans and brown jacket. I glanced down at my matching hat which lay crumpled on the dresser next to a container of eye shadow and a curling iron. I sighed as she led me to her closet and sat me down on a hot pink plush chair. I watched her disappear into her gigantic closet and then emerge a minute or so later with what seemed to be a tan colored garbage bag with a hanger. I grimaced slightly as she stared to reveal the dress.

"Well, what do you think?" She asked, holding it up in front of me.