The day Ichigo & Renji died
By: MysticFireBlood
SPOLIER ALERT!
Renji and Ichigo were running out of options to get past Aizen and Ichimaru for stopping them from rescuing Rukia.
"I can only do this once," Renji said as he started to use his spiritual power to gather the pieces of his zanpakuto. Ichigo was still in his bankai form and was running towards Aizen, their fight theme "Number One" blaring throughout, when suddenly, it stopped... Aizen stopped Ichigo with one finger across the center of the blade of his zanpakuto.
Ichigo fell to the ground and looked up at Aizen, "What the fuck?" he asked.
Renji stopped what he was doing, "Exactly, what the fuck?"
"Simple, I am evil," said Aizen.
"We get the whole evil thing, but did you have to kill the theme song? I mean dude, that's just wrong." Renji said in an angry tone.
"I agree with him. Not even Voldemort is that evil," said Ichigo.
"Yeah. Dude, seriously the first and most likely only time I get the theme song and you kill it. That's just wrong," Renji added
"Like I said, I am evil," Aizen replied proudly
"Evil hell, jealous is more like it," Ichigo said as he stood up.
"Ichigo, what are you saying?" Renji asked.
"Think about it, he's never had a theme song, so when the coolest theme song of all time comes on, he decided to stop it because he's jealous."
"Come on Ichi, you really think he's jealous of the theme song? I mean I was like how come you get the song and I...okay never mind, yes, he's jealous, but seriously, one finger?"
"The one finger thing is the evil part, doing so when the theme song was playing, that was jealous part," said Ichigo.
"ALRIGHT! ENOUGH! You're right, I am jealous of the theme song, but I also am evil. I was trying to show how evil I can be, besides Voldemort is nothing compared to me," said Aizen.
"See, was that hard to admit?" Ichigo laughed.
"I am done with you and your friend, Ichimaru, do it now!" cried Aizen to his second in command.
"Oh shit, I think we pissed him off," Renji said to Ichigo.
"No, you think? Now what, it's not cool without the theme song," replied Ichigo as he prepared for battle.
"Yeah, well, we can add that to the list of reasons to kick his ass."
"Agreed," said Ichigo as they went back into battle.
THE END
Hope you like it. I was thinking about this for a while. I mean seriously, that was kinda harsh that Aizen was able to kill the theme music with one finger. Dude is worst than Voldemort, don't you agree? Please review. Mystic. : )