I do not own Saiyuki. Modern Sanzo and This is Sanzo's View.
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I live in an apartment with four bed rooms, a kitchen, a bathroom, and a living room. It is not small nor huge. I'm a senior in high school, I have a part time job, and I hate the fact that my landlord along with his son lives across from me. The landlord is annoyingly nice and his son Hazel has a strange fixation with me. It also does not help that Hazel goes to the same school as me and the only good part is that my rent is cheap due to the fact Hazel wants me around for some odd reason . I'm not nice and I'm not even close to nice.
In fact countless times I have been called a 'Bitch', ice Queen, prissy, sissy, Blondie, uptight, sexy, pretty, and princess. However those that call me by those names have been swiftly dealt with by me. To the left of my apartment are Gojyo and Hakkai they have two bedrooms. Gojyo is annoying, loud, and the list could go on forever. Hakkai is not annoying and he can handle an intelligent conversation.
I have an annoying roommate his name is Goku and the only reason why he even lives here is that I felt like it. No my reason why is that it would piss Hazel off, but didn't work due to the fact I yelled at Goku within the first five minutes. Goku broke a priceless cup that I was going to sell and Hazel had a slight smug expression, but tried to hide it. I had glared at Hazel and decided no matter what Goku is going to stay here.
Goku had kept saying 'I'm so sorry Sanzo' that it gave me a headache. Goku is odd for one thing he admires me and another thing is he keeps on coming back. Goku at the time was looking for a place to live because of some issues or whatever, he had no job, no money, and didn't want to sell himself unless he had no choice. I wanted Hazel to back off and decided to risk having a roommate. Of course I had scared away the possible roommates during my interview of them and Hazel scared them away even if one of them wanted to live with me. After a week of an endless search for a roommate, I decided that I should check the streets and alleys for a roommate since they wouldn't mind Hazel since they might have seen worse.
I found Goku in an alley looking life less , I had already figured that someone living in an alley wouldn't care who they lived with as long as they have a place to live, and every other alley had a smug looking person that scammed people out of money. When I saw Goku, I thought 'I have found a pefect roommate, someone who was not loud, and annoying', and I held my hand toward him.
I had said to him 'Take my hand and be my roommate' and I was surprised that he really did take my hand. His face brightens up as if he saw the sun for the first time in his life and smiled then told me 'My name is Goku'. I had replied 'Okay, Goku. I'm Sanzo and let's get out of this damn alley.'
However I was wrong for Goku grew to become loud and annoying after a week. I had managed to get Goku a job at McDonalds since I'm the manager and Goku is the one who carries the food. How I became a manager was simply because I had blackmail and not afraid to use it. I became the manager on the first day I got there, I was fifteen at the time, and I make extra by taking orders. I got my own apartment at the age of fifteen and I did not know at the time that Hazel's father was the landlord or that creep even lived there.
Hazel has been stalking me since pre-school, we went to the same pre-school and even at pre-school I didn't play nice with others. It also doesn't help that we went to the same middle school and now in the same high school. Every day without fail ever since I managed to get my job at McDonalds, Hazel has always ordered one happy meal, and it is always on my shift.
To the right of my apartment lives Kougaiji, Dokugakuji, Lirin, and Yaone. They have a four bedroom apartment too and their rent is pretty damn high since Hazel doesn't like them at all, but he doesn't show it. Those four are getting ripped off and I feel no pity towards them. Dokugakuji is Gojyo's older half brother and Lirin is Kougaiji's younger half sister.
Lirin is annoying because she follows me chattering about food, I carry around meat buns, and other candy just to get her to leave me alone. Kougaiji that bastard would just smirk and watch. Lirin even jumped on my back and I didn't kick her ass because she is just an annoying brat plus at least she does not have a creepy want for my body. Kougaiji, Dokugakuji, Yaone are senior's too. Lirin is in the 10th grade and yet she follows me around in the hallways.
Ever since Goku moved in with me, Lirin has gotten worse, and Goku after a week mimicked her actions. To me those two are similar expect they are different genders, but they are obsessed with food and annoying me. They are like clingy annoying pets and I can't get rid of Goku because I went through hell and back to find a damn roommate. Even though this roommate is damn annoying, loud, and acts like a monkey at times. Not to mention how much Goku can eat and the snoring that can be heard even in different bedrooms.
Personally I find everyone in this apartment building annoying, but at least my rent by far is the cheapest. I do not boast about that fact and I find no joy in Hazel following me almost everywhere. I threaten him, yell, cuss, and even punched him, but he just smiled. I believe he gets off on pain and I try to control my temper, but it doesn't last long only a few seconds.
I use to not smoke, but ever since I was fifteen years old, moved into this apartment, and meet these annoying people. I smoked my first cigarette the first night I spent here in this place and I had my own connections to get cigarettes, but I didn't use them until that night when I moved here. The apartment building has six floors, countless rooms, and the name of this apartment is Hazy Rain owned by Hazel's Father.
I should have known anything with the name 'Rain' in it has bad news, but it is the one closest to the school plus to my part time work place. Tomorrow is Monday and another day at the hell that I call school. I managed to enroll Goku into the school and the main reason is so that he will not wreck my apartment. However the down side was Goku being in every single one of my classes because of my Aunt Kanzeon for she is the principle. I do not believe my Aunt to be human for I'm not stupid and because she told me herself. Not to mention I saw for myself and I know she loves toying with my life.
I really do wonder what the hell did I do to ever deserve in my last life, but I believe I do not wish to have that knowledge.
I know no one would believe me if I told them that my Aunt is a goddess and instead find me to be insane. I for the most part call her Kanzeon and do not care that others find it to be rude. I own a gun and I keep it locked up ever since Goku got here since he is since a damn idiot. He loves eating, but he can't cook worth anything.
I wish tomorrow will never arrive for Goku will in every single class and life will worse than hell itself tomorrow.
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