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Yep…another story. Maybe this one will turn out better. Watch the rating.

It's a Crossover: Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse by Stephanie Meyers and Supernatural

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Prologue: The Spanish Inquisition with Bigfoot Thrown In

"A vampire is a being who dwindles between the living and the dead. Folklore says that while vampires were gifted with beauty, strength, enhanced senses and immortality they were also given a very deadly curse. They would have to prey upon the blood of innocents to keep their existence—alive.

While not much is known about the origin of the tale, it's said to have been born in London, early 1600's. The earliest documented accounts are aged and the print is somewhat unfathomably but as far as they can make it out—they tell stories of 'bloodsuckers' who roamed the nights and preyed upon the people of London. One such account describes the experience of a preacher. He 'hunted' these vampires until his old body couldn't keep up anymore. He passed down his supposed legacy to his son, the name's been lost…anyways, his son managed to find an actual coven whereas his own father usually only persecuted those who even showed the slightest hint to be more abnormal than others, meaning he never actually got a real vampire. Anyways, the preacher's son disappeared completely on the night of the vampire coven's raid. He simply vanished. No one saw him after that and it's believed—"

"Can you cut the crap already!?" a disgruntled voice snapped. It's owner scowled and gave a grimace as he almost let go of the wheel of the car he was driving, "No offense, Sammy boy, but this little obsession of yours is driving me up the fucking wall!"

'Sammy boy' quickly closed the book he was trying to read from, putting a tab on the last place he left off before turning to his elder brother.

"Come on Dean! Even you have to admit that this stuff is even mildly fascinating! Plus, the weird things that have been going on around here—it's clearly a vampire."

Dean bit back another comment. He narrowed his eyes and gave a quick glance to the passenger besides him. Sam had chocolate brown hair and unlike his, Sam's was sorta long. While Dean had the more, 'mature face', as he liked to call it, he couldn't help but admit that his brother had a handsome boyish charm around him. The kid's face was carved by some brilliant sculptor who modeled him after an angel…

"And the vampire legend says—"

And a mouth given to him by some demonic trickster who wanted nothing more than to drive Dean fucking crazy.

"Sam, if I were a nice caring brother…I'd humor you. But I have to say, one more word about vampires or blood sucking monkeys or anything having to do with bats, blood or impaling—you are going to look like some sad, lonely hobo pretty boy walking down the side of the highway."

Sam scowled but kept quiet. At least until they got off the highway.

Taking this time to relax and let his mind wonder off the current object of his 'supposed obsession' his eyes led him to the rugged, handsome, scowling face of his older brother.

Dean had brown hair, just like his except his was cut short. Out of the two of them, Sam thought Dean looked more like their father, inheriting the looks, the stubbornness, the bravado—

"Fucking dirt bag! Sonova bitch just cut me off!"

…and quite possibly their father's language. Not that Sam was complaining. Not to be too smug about anything but even he knew he probably had more brains than both his brother and the man who sired them put together.

"What are you thinking about? Counting how many ways you can possibly tick me off in one day?" Dean's voice held a trace of an edge even though it was mostly humor.

Sam rolled his eyes, "Yes. I'm up to forty-nine. I'm debating whether catching your hair on fire and catching your pants on fire qualifies as one thing."

Dean gave a low chuckle and just like that, all the tension went away.

"Sorry for snapping at you like that. But really Sam, it's been weeks! We've fought these bloodsuckers before! They weren't pretty unless you had a thing for that old guy back there…but really Sam, even you can do better!"

He received a sharp jab to the side and carefully hid a wince.

"Come on Dean. Look at the facts. The killings happened at night and the bodies were all ill disposed. Some of the victims even had bite marks on their necks! See!?"

Kkkkkhhhhhh…..

Dean nearly drove them off the road as his vision was blocked by an overly excited Sam and the photo that meant nothing but complete bullshit to Dean.

"Damnit Sam! We were about to become part of the undead too!" he gritted his teeth from saying anything potentially nasty to the younger male. Sam on the other hand merely looked disgruntled and Dean was about to drive them off the road again as he took careful notice of Sam's face.

"Are you pouting!?"

Sam's eye twitched and his 'pout' turned into a dark scowl.

This merely caused Dean to snicker and for the sake of avoiding anymore near death experiences—at least for today, he kept his face neutral and his eyes on the road.

"What are we doing all the way out here anyway!?" Sam demanded, the fire in his eyes turned to ash.

"We're gonna hunt Bigfoot, what else!?" Dean snapped.

The fire in Sam's eyes rekindled with a brutal strength.

"I know... catching me on fire is now one of your top priorities but at least hear me out," Dean saw the warnings flags and knew he was treading on thin ice now, "We have some relative up here. Dad's half-brother. Not a hunter." He quickly answered Sam's oncoming question. "According to dad…they were close. Up until the hunting started but they kept in touch. I figured we should break it to this dude in person. I met the guy once and he was all right. Had a daughter or something…"

"We have a cousin?" inquired Sam thoughtfully. The fire in his eyes all but burned out at the sudden change in conversation.

Dean grinned. No crazy psychics today…

"And how come you never told me about this!?" Sam demanded, the hurt in his voice betraying his conviction. Dean sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

"Truthfully, I never thought about them much either. I guess you met him before too but you were just a baby…your memory was worse then than it is now." The slight jab made them both smile.

"What's his name?" asked Sam gently.

"Um…Berkely? Sean? Er…I forgot." Dean deadpanned at last, no longer trying to hide that fact that he possibly didn't care about this relative and possibly had ulterior motives for driving them to the middle of nowhere…a nowhere even the sun was omitting.

"How about the town?" Sam asked, his voice now had an edge to it again.

"Eh? I think it's called Spoons or something…who knows? I'll know it when I sees it…" he gave a cheesy grin even though his patience was dwindling down… "Stop your damn Spanish Inquisition. Lay down or sleep or something."

Sam gave a grunt. Apparently his own patience had worn thin now…

"Come on Sammy! Washington's a very…interesting place. Lots to do…lots and lots…" Dean ended up muttering, his eyes dazed.

"I'm sure. Maybe if we're lucky someone desperately seeking a way out of this sunless hell will commit homicide…that outta lighten the stay here a bit." Sam ended up muttering as well unaware of Dean's return to the real world. Dean glanced at his brother; locked eyes with him and—

Started laughing like the crazy man Sam knew he was.

"Hah hah!! Oh brother! Homicide!? That would lighten your mood!? All this hunting shit has finally warped your fragile mind! Welcome to the dark side my brother! Hey! I didn't even have to lure you here with cookies!"

Dean's boisterous laughter continued for a few more minutes and despite himself, Sam cracked a smile. "But really…there has to be another reason for this hella long trip. What are we doing here?"

Dean stopped laughing, merely letting out a snicker or two.

"Relative. Tell him then we leave. Nothing else. Unless…"

Sam's raising eyebrow prodded him to continue.

"Unless you wanna chase Bigfoot. Who knows? We might actually get lucky."

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(A/N: I'm not even half way done with Eclipse; and I don't know much about the show cuz I sorta stopped then caught an episode here and there… yep. :3

This will be AU sorta. Yep.

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