Hello first story that wasn't made at 3 a.m. so it somewhat makes sense.
Disclaimer I only own Yoshio
Pop reader quiz
What Japanese pun is used when don patch uses his Donpachi attack
a) Machingun fire
b) bazooka
c) pistol shot
d) shotgun shell
a is correct.
Chapter one jellydtiz Arrives.
One day gasser with his wife and son to visit bobobo. "Gas-can" said beauty "Do we have to visit bobobo." "Yeah Beauty" Said Gasser "They stole My Can of Beans." "Your food ones or your lucky one." "Lucky." "Let's go but do we have to Bring Yoshio with us." "Yes though he's getting good at true fart style he needs some more training to be left alone." "Okay point taken lets go." As they left on there car Yoshio said "Is Bobobo the one who you said beat czar baldy bald the 3rd but didn't kill him." "Yes" Said Gasser"Bobobo does not like taking lives though he does occasionally." So as gasser and his family road away on the other side of the planet a small pod landed in a farm. Farmer "Holy Crap." As he looked on he saw the emerging figure was light blue with pineapple-like hair." AHHH. Oh wait its jelly jiggler." "What you mean I'm not an evil Villan." "Nope." "Then Die." Jelly Said with a swift punch to the gut and an uppercut to finish him off. "That's why you don't mess with gelatin. Then he flew off to find a fellow Wigger. Gasser then returned to the island that Bobobo was one I would say its name but it's changed daily. Oh today's name is waka waka doo island. As gasser flew in he noted Bobobo was out trying to maul don patch with a bendy straw when he landed he grabbed the first aid kit and asked beauty to patch up don patch then he screamed at Bobobo "GIVE ME BACK MY LUCKY CAN OF BEANS.". Now to help with character development we cut to a waste land. Czar Baldy bald the 3rd was training. Most of his life was spent training so it was normal . Then a blue figure appeared."Hello." "Jelly Jiggler Decided to join me yet.""No I am here to destroy you." He said now wearing glasses with only one lense. "Oh really said czar Baldy bald the 3rd "Well take this. Super fist of red magic jelly melter." He said as he threw a fireball at jelly. Jelly easily avoided and said " "super fist of the wobble wobble jelly fist." (jelly fist is like mans fist in the fight against giga but it doesn't cost you your fist and is 20X more powerful.)
When it hit Czar baldy bald the third he was sent so far away jelly could no longer see him "That should take care of him for a while but where are the two im looking for." and with that message the chapter ends