"Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family." "'I think it's ok if you like me,' said one Death Eater. 'Thank you very much,' replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek." "the tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten How to Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud." "'Not so handsome now,' thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce." And for a tragic ending: "Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer."