*A teenage girl with light blonde hair walks into the room wearing a pair of pale pink pajamas. She's holding a cordless microphone in her hand. She stops in the middle of the room and brings the mic up to her mouth*
Rosie: Hey folks, welcome to Psycho Truth or Dare. I'm your hostess and happy authoress, Rosie Isis. Before I bring in my merry band of certifiable friends and fiends, I'll explain the rules of the game. We all know how to play truth or dare, I hope, so I'll just cut to the chase. Leave a review containing either a question, a dare, or both for me and my psychos, and it'll be taken care of in the next chapter. And I will make them do m rated dares, just so you know. My mind is just that warped. Oh, and I'll try to include any OCs that are suggested, as long as I can get a detailed enough description of them, since I'm including some of my own OCs in my merry band of psychos. With that said, let me introduce you to my mobile mental hospital.
*The door Rosie entered through opens as she continues*
Rosie: Representing the Hellsing universe, we have Alucard and Father Anderson.
*Anderson comes in through the door and stands next to Rosie on the right, while Alucard phases through the floor to stand on her left*
Rosie: All the way from BLEACH, it's Grimmjow and Hichigo.
*Both come in through the door*
Rosie: We can't have a band of psychos without at least one member of the Atkatsuki, so from Naruto, it's Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori. I would've brought in Tobi and the others, but then I wouldn't have had room for my favorite Kazekage, Gaara!
*All four mentioned come in through the door, Sasori not in his Hiroku puppet*
Rosie: Up next, we have a few reps from the sins, the homunculi Envy and Wrath, as well as my favorite little hothead, Ed Elric!
*Envy has to keep Ed from attacking Rosie as the three of them enter the room*
Rosie: From One Piece, a warlord who need his head examined, it's Crocodile!
*Crocodile smirks as he walks in*
Rosie: Now, it's not really a good band of psychos without the Dog Demon brothers and Bankotsu from Inuyasha, but as one of my OC psychos is scared to death of Bankotsu, (that's saying something, since she's death's second in command) we'll all have to settle for just Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru!
*The brothers walk in glaring at each other*
Rosie: Last of the existing characters, all the way from Death Note, we can't forget Light Yagami and his shinigami pal, Ryuk!
*Light walks in looking bored, while Ryuk looks like he's about to bust a gut holding in his laughter*
Rosie: Now, for my OC psychos, I'd like to introduce Shadra, Alicia, and Saturn Shadow, along with my FMA OC, Rosa Ishva!
*Shadra, Alicia, and Saturn arrive in a cloud of black sand, a strike of lightning, and a plume of black flames respectively, while Rosa backflips in and goes to stand with Ed and the homunculi, blushing madly when she sees Gaara*
Rosie: There you have it, folks. The stage has been set, my psychos you have met. Until next time, review and adieu.