A friend of mine made a random comment once when he played Imperishable Night, this spawned from that one comment.
Eientei's last defense.
It was a rough night in Eientei; the defenses were on full alert. Wave after wave of enemies surrounded them, but the intruders shot down any resistance they encountered. Even Tewi Inaba, the leader of Eientei's rabbit forces, was defeated quickly and without consideration.
"So they've come this far."
"It appears so, master."
"See to it that they don't get further than this."
"Yes, master."
The intruders were a certain duo, Reimu Hakurei, the well-known shrine maiden, and Yukari Yakumo, the youkai of the border.
"You two won't go any further!"
Reisen Udongein Inaba, the moon rabbit of Eientei, appeared before the intruders, spreading her arms to emphasize her point. "My master Eirin ordered me to stop you, so I will."
Reimu just treated it as an empty threat, "Let's get her, Yukari." She said in a not-really-caring tone.
Reisen smiled evilly at that and thought "That would be a grave mistake." She bent her ring- and little fingers stuck her hands out in front of her. "Eat bullets!"
The two intruders were almost instantly surrounded by bullets from all sides. After barely managing to dodge them through the narrow gaps and shooting back at the enemy, Reimu remarked "Bullets? They look more like suppositories."
Reisen clenched her fists at that, her face reddening with anger. "You… you… You DARE calling me SUPPOSITORY?!" Her eyes shot open, looking straight at the miko and youkai. Her eyes were always red, but now they were literally glowing. One would think because of her anger, which was partly true, but it was mostly because that's her special power.
Reisen's voice turned really sinister now "You'll pay for that!"
Reimu and Yukari were unable to move because of the hypnotizing effect of Reisen's lunacy-inducing eyes. Soon they were surrounded by Reisen's clones that were holding them still and were hurting surprisingly much for a set of illusions. Both the maiden and youkai couldn't resist to the abuse they were getting from them.
"Suppository…" Reisen's voice was still sinister. "…how about you get some YOURSELF?!"
(Scene missing)
When it was all over, Reimu and Yukari were on the ground, feeling horrible. Yukari had her face cupped in her hands and Reimu had her hands on her abdomen. Reisen in the mean time lit a cigarette and took quite a deep sip before blowing the smoke out.
"Ahh... so relaxing."
The end.
Next up, Omake chapter.