A New Family Prolougue
Author's Note: Hello there my name is Jason and welcome back to another fan fiction. This is a sequel to "A New Beginning" so read that one before proceding with this one. This Fanfic will feature UberHaxorNova's current house, Dex, More Spencer, Intern Joe, and many more if I come up with anything. Enjoy. #NovaCandy
Creatures POV:
It was once again another Creature Talk but it was in the new and improved CT room. James, Jordan, Dan and Kevin were doing the usual podcast. It's been about one year since James married his now wife ZodicalCandy. Since then she became the first ever female creature. She has also gotten along pretty good with Intern Joe and helps him out with the editing. Dex finally was able to move out to Colorado and he's been staying with James and Zodical until he finds his own place.
Jordan: Alright we're just about to wrap up Creature Talk does anyone have anymore stories to share?
James: Well I do have one more...
Kevin: This outta be good
James: As you know Zodical and I have been married for about a year meaning we've been together for two years
Dan: Congratulations
James: Thank you Dan
Kevin: Do you have any honeymoon stories?
James: As a matter of fact I do
Jordan: This outta be good
James: It was the morning after, first day in the Bahamas. Obviously we had a "Do not disturb" sign outside our room.
Everyone else: OH HO HO
James: Hold on hold on. It's like maybe five or six in the morning and for some fucking reason the maid or whatever knocks on our door. Mind you we were both obviously naked.
Kevin: *laughs*
James: Kevin god damn it. Alright so Zod wakes me up by shaking me and says "James...James did you put the sign outside right?"
Jordan: and what did you say?
James: I was like "Huh?" but very groggy and tired. She asks "Did you put the sign outside yes or no?" In which I told her "Yes I did."
Dan: Did the maid say "Housekeeping" over and over again?
James: Yes she fucking did!
James: After like five minutes I get up to tell the maid or whatever to kindly fuck off cause my wife and I are trying to sleep.
James: As I was going to the door Zod tells me "Uh James?" I didn't realize what she was going on about. I looked at myself and I realized oh shit I don't have any fucking clothes on.
Everyone: *bursts out in laughter*
Kevin: Did you happen to have the old morning wood?
James: Unfortunetly...yes
Everyone: *laughs even louder*
Dan: Did you not have a bathrobe or something?
James: Thank god
James: So I open th door and the maid says "Housekeeping?" I tell her "Do you have any fucking idea what time it is?, my wife and I are trying to sleep there's a fucking sign here!"
Jordan: What else did the maid say?
James: she goes on and says "Oh i'm sorry I didn't see the sign" blah blah blah.
James: She knew damn well that the sign was at the fucking door outside.
James: But after all that she did apologized and everything went well and I went back to bed to cuddle my wife.
Jordan: Well that was a dern sure exciting story
Dan: Well you both seemed to have a pretty good morning
James: It was certainly something.
Author's Note: Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more!