Prologue
"Gentlemen," BLU Spy said, entering BLU base dining area "We got another contract".
"Alright let's go do it" Scout said while preparing his weapons. The rest of the slowly mercs got up, expecting another boring assasination or package delivery.
"Don't be so hasty, scout. This is a tricky one" Spy said.
"What are we dealing with here, Spook?" Sniper asked.
"This contract requires us to be in another dimension" Spy said.
Silence fell in the room.
"Hmm, what kind of other dimension, Spy?" Engineer asked.
"I don't know really." Spy shrugged, "Miss Pauling came to my office and handed me this paper. Told me to inform you all. Didn't give me any information."
"For how long?" Heavy asked.
"Five years." Spy answered "If we even survive, we will get some fat cash out of it. We're - "
"Whoa, slow down. Whadya mean, if we'll even survive?" Scout asked, worried.
"What did you think, that we're going to Pyroland?! It's gonna be a dangerous world, very dangerous, from what I hear. If you're a coward, stay here. If you're a mann, go with us." Spy said angrily.
Scout remained silent and kept on packing.
"Anyway, as I said, we're heading out now" Said Spy, "Pack up everything you need; weapons, food, everything, and Miss Pauling will arrive to pick us up to the portal Mann Co. prepared for us. Oh, but do not bring pets... Medic..."
"Scheiße! Vhy?" Medic sighed.
"They said sending a bird with a human through a portal will cause some serius problems..."
"Ya'll probably end up mixed with the bird. Remeber when it happend in Halloween? (A.N: I see Halloween cosmetics, lore-wise, as curses)" Engineer reminded Medic.
"Argh, fine." Medic crossed his hands and a sour face.
"They will probably send it separately, next year. Okay?" Spy tried to cheer him up.
"Oh, gut!" Medic smiled and went to his dorm to pack up.
"Oh, and more importantly, take only STOCK weapons!"
Everyone called in frustartion.
"Yes, I know. Mann Co. will give us a large truck, that the only exeptional weapon in it will be a flare gun! They said that 'a mass overload of objects and humans will cause a huge cosmic malfunction'... whatever that means..."
"Bad news." Engineer promised him. "If mah math is correct, it can cause a big vertical illusion that will stir-"
"Alright, we got it. Bad news. Now move up!" Spy barked.
Everyone started moving to their dorms." "Pony up, boys!" Engineer yelled "Hey Spy, where are we going to land?"
"Long Island, New York. Come on, if there're any more questions, you can ask Pauling, let's go!"
"Eh… Vait Spy, did zey really didn't tell you anything about zis operation?" Medic asked.
"Hmm…" Spy thought, "Well, they said it's going to be something of Greek mythology that exists in modern day world."
"Aye, We're going to have sum' intrestin' time, then", Demoman said while packing his alcohols.
"Indeed. Come, I see our ride is outside." Spy said as they walked out of BLU base with their bags "Oh, and be careful out there. Medic's re-animator is going to work there, but we got no respawn there. If anybody dies... well, I don't understand completely how will it work, but basically, he will stay DEAD."
"WHOOA! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUNTIME! LET'S GO, MAGGOTS!" Soldier yelled happily as they all entered the truck.
To be continued…