After I pushed a student through his locker, I decided to take a visit to Dr. Crabblesnitch's office. In fact, I got something to tell him that will interest him. As I recall, I saw what happened at the Town Hall of Bullworth Town. It looks Jimmy Hopkins has painted graffiti on to the top of it. It is says "BullWorthless". I say he's in big trouble when I tell the doctor about it.
"Hi, doc," I said, starting the conversation with this old geezer. "How you're doing at this time?"
"I'm fine, Smith," he replied back to me. "What is it you want? I'm very busy."
I took an evil smile on my face as he is ready to hear this story.
"Doc, you won't believe this, but something bad happened to the Town Hall. Come and see it."
Upon hearing those words, he started to walk his way there to see what Jimmy has done. Of course, I come along with him. I would want to see him how he reacted to the damage. When he takes a look at it, his face looks shocked.
"Oh my god," he said. Then he focuses on me. It looks like I know what he's thinking. He grabbed me in front of my shirt, lifting me to the air. "Did you do this, Smith?"
I replied, "No, I swear, doc. I didn't do it. I'm just a witness to it. You know, I'll tell you who it is if you put me down this instant!"
He puts me down. Even so, my butt hurts from it. The doctor then looks at me in anger.
"If it wasn't you, then who is it?"
I smile on this situation. I'm planning to tell him it is Jimmy who did it.
"It's Jimmy Hopkins. He did this."
He started to get mad from this. "Why that no good delinquent! I knew he's such troublesome, but this... this is outrageous!" Then he calms down, focusing on me. "Thank you for reporting this to me. So what do you want in return, Smith, for reporting this to me?"
I replied, "I want you to suspend him and make me the Head Boy of the school."
It's all according to plan.