Hello. I've spent over 50 years in this bloody castle, and never said a word against it, but now it's time for me to speak out. My name is Anna O'Ceallaigh, but everyone refers to me as "The Fat Lady".
Now, in case you don't know, I guard the Gryffindor tower of the castle. I have done so for half a century, but right now, I'm sick of it! Of course every now and then Vi drops by, and sometimes I'll go off to see her, or enjoy the scenery portraits of the castle. No complaints there, they're all very nice, it's like living in paradise. However, I do not like being woken up in the middle of the night just because some obnoxious child decides to go out on some adventure. Especially that Harry Potter and his friends, Hermione, and Ron. Now, for Harry, it's a family trait. Oh, the number of times I told his father off for sneaking out after hours under that cloak of his... I never told anyone of course. And Ron! I always used to yell at Arthur and Molly, who wouldn't escape, but simply stay out from after supper to four in the morning.
Now, that's only one factor. On top of the awakenings and lectures, there's the abuse. First of all, about a year or so ago, that Sirius Black just waltzes in and rips my canvas, and runs away. Now that really boils my paint. And now returning to the point that everyone calls me "The Fat Lady", there's verbal and emotional abuse. Did anyone ever ask me my name? Nope! Nobody cares who I am; they just give me the password, and clamber through, never even saying please or thank you. And, I am not fat! Naturally the artist was drinking when he painted me. His vision was blurred! It's a conspiracy! Now what does everyone think of old Anna O'Ceallaigh?
"Oh! You mean that fat witch that guards Gryffindor?" Honestly!!
Now… oh, hang on a minute, what's that in your hand? TURPENTINE?!? PUT THAT DOWN!
AAAH!!!!
~*The End*~
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