Meloetta's Fanny Fart Fetish

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: Of many Meloetta fetish fics that exist out there, this is the one fic with the one thing that Meloetta's never done before. With Gen VI starting, I figure this is a way for sweet lil' Melly to have fun in an unusual way one last time. Still, even with Gen VI around, who says Meloetta can't be around to delight us?

Meloetta walked into the kitchen, having noticed that Keldeo and Genesect have been gone for a while. "Gosh, I wonder where they could be..."

Then, Meloetta found a note on the refrigerator, curiously taking it and reading it. It said: "Dear Melly, gone out to cause destruction and chaos for no apparent reason. -Genesect P.S. Keldeo went to try and stop me."

Meloetta put her paddle shaped right hand over her mouth, gasping a bit. "Oh gosh! That's so like them!" Meloetta put her arms down in a heavy sigh. "Oh well. No reason to let good icing go to waste."

Meloetta pulled a carton of vanilla icing out of her butt hole, taking the lid off and taking some with her right paddle shaped hand, reverting to one of her hard dying old habits as she rubbed the icing on her vagina, moaning in sweet relief. "Oh yes...it feels so good to do this after a while...!"

Suddenly, Meloetta's stomach growled, before a loud trumpet fart erupted from her butt. "Oh my! I feel a bit gassy!" Meloetta stretched out her legs, her icing covered vagina opening wide as another loud tuba poot came out of her. "Goodness me! I can be such a horny, gassy girl!"

Meloetta let out more cute little trumpet poots, embarassed a bit. "Hey, I wonder if..." Meloetta looked down at her vagina, feeling naughtier than usual. "Could I possibly..." Meloetta blew a queef from her vagina, which sounded like a trumpet at first and ended with a trombone sound. "Dear Arceus! Did I just...?"

Meloetta blew another loud queef, which also sounded musical as Meloetta's eyes lit up with glee, a wide grin on her face. "Good gracious! I can make music with the very part of my body that I rub icing on!"

Meloetta queefed again, another blast of musical sounding air coming out of her icing covered vagina, making her squeal with excitement. "Wow! Who knew I could do this!"

Meloetta took her carton of icing and poured icing on her vagina, rubbing it all over her pretty private as the icing entered deep while she was moaning in pleasure. "Oh yeah. And now..."

Meloetta queefed loudly again, the icing in her vagina spurting out, leaving Meloetta and the rest of the kitchen covered in sweet, vanilla icing. "Sweet Arceus, Yes!" Meloetta blurted out, her next set of queefs forming bubbles of icing around her private. "I feel like I've now done every dirty, naughty fetish there is!"

Meloetta got up, blushing as she felt another air pocket building up in her vagina, happily pushing on her lower intestine as deeper pitched queefs came out. "Finally, I can make music using a bodily function that's not gross or foul!"

Meloetta rubbed the back of her head, another blast of trumpet air emerging from her frontal private. "At least, since this act of blowing air with my vag doesn't stink like burping or farting..." she thought.

After a few moments of silence, Meloetta grabbed her vagina, hopping pouring more icing on it, rubbing it while queefing loudly as Meloetta continued to enjoy her newfound varting fetish.