WELCOME TO JOJO'S RELIGIOUS EXPLORATION.
PART 1:
THE DESTINY OF THAT JEW
JEWNATHONG JEWSTUAR, BATTLES DWEEBO MANGO THE VEMPER FROM TWILIGHT, WITH POWER OF HAMON CHEESE.
PART 2:
JEWSOPH JEWSTUAR, THE 2ND IN THE JEWJEW BLOODLINE FIGHTS A FEMPER FROM TWILIGHT AND BECOMES FRIENDS WITH A CESEAR SALAD. THEN HE FIGHTS NAKED MALE STRIPPERS WITH THE POWER OF HAMON CHEESE.
PART 3:
JEWTOOU KOOJEW. THE 3RD IN THE JEWJEW BLOODLINE FIGHTS THE DWEEBO MANGO AND HIS STUAND USERS. DEALING CARROT CARDS AND MORE. JEWTOOU MUST RELY ON HIS RELIGION, BEING JEWISH TO TAKE DOWN THE CHRISTIAN DWEEBO.
PART 4:
IN THE TOWN OF MORIOH, CHRISTIANS INFECT EVERYONE EVERYDAY. JEWSUCKADICK MUST USE HIS JEWISH RELIGION AND TURN EVERYONE BACK, AFTER LEARNING THAT HE IS NOT IN FACT A CHRISTIAN.
PART 5:
WEEWEE IM ITALIAN.
PART 6:
JEWLEAN KOOJEW MUST EMBRACE THAT SHE IS JEWISH AND NOT MASTURBATE ALL THE DAMN FUCKING TIME, BUT SHE WANTS TO BE A CHRISTIAN. WHEN THE TIME COMES, SHE EMBRACES THE JEWISH RELIGION AND TAKES DOWN PUCCI, THE CHRISTIAN BITCH.
PART 7: IT'S ALL CHANGED. TIME TO START AGAIN. JEWHNNEY TEST, I MEAN JEWSTUAR MUST TAKE DOWN UNFUNNY TINEVALEN AND DIEGO FROM GO DIEGO GO WHO LOVES DUCKASAURS. IN THE RACE KNOWN AS THE BLUE BALLS RAPE, HE TEAMS UP WITH ORGY ZEPPELIN TO USE ZA SPINMASTER TO TAKE DOWN THESE FUCKERS.
PART 8:
FUCKING SAME THING AS PART 4 BUT JEWSUCKADICK DOESNT REMEMBER WHO HE IS.
PART 9: ARAKI PROBABLY WONT EVEN DO THIS YOU NIGGERS