Gaia's next top model
Wonder why Tifa cut her hair in advent children? She got a makeover of course.
Chapter 1: My Life Is A Bore
Tifa was flipping through a magazine seeing as there were no customers in her bar. Boring, whatever, who cares, hmmm...counter polisher for half off? Score!
Life after meteor was a bit, not unpleasant but less exciting. AVALANCHE had broken up and everyone went their separate ways. Yuffie's back to rule her country(Blah blah boring stuff), Vincent wondering around doing what vampires usually do, Barret and Marlene are off on vacation(WITHOUT me!), and Cid, doing what Cid's do(Probably off swearing at some poor victim).
Oh and Cloud? He probably off somewhere searching for Aerith's soul(who cares, if he's into corpses then okay wierdo, necrophilia much). She sighed. You'd think that he would at least help her pay this months rent but noooo, he gets a brand new sword compartment in his stupid fenrir and drives off, what kind of childhood friend is that?
Then something on a magazine caught her eyes. Something that would bring some light and excitement in her oh so boring life. "Gaia's Next Top Model!" She could be a model. She had the body, looks and brains to boot. This would be interesting, very interesting...muahahaha..uh..ahem.
Searching through her closet she finally found an old video camera. She set it up and recorded why she should be Gaia's Next Top Model. After retaking her video for 5 hours, she was finally satisfied with it and mailed to Midgar, where the competition was taking place.
"Watch out Gaia, Tifa Lockhart is Back again."
I redid the beginning, nothing much has changed though. It's a bit longer.