VADER'S RAP
(to the tune of ,,Gangsta's Paradise")
As I walk on the bridge and my crew shivers with dread
I take a look at my life and realize I'm really bad
'Cos I've been strangling my captains so long
That even the Emperor thinks that my mind is gone.
But if I killed all the Jedi, it's because they deserved it -
They said I was the Chosen One, you know that's unheard of.
You better watch out you talkin'
And where you walkin'
Or I ignite my sabre and you're lying chopped.
I really hate those Rebels so I gotta fight
When they blew up our Death Star, I couldn't sleep all night (fool!)
I'm a kinda Sith Lord that I always wanna be,
On my knees before my master, spreading terror in the galaxy.
Been spending most our lives
Introducing the Imperial rights.
Just look at the situation that I've been facing:
I was slave as a child, I was raised on Tatooine
But I got the hell out of there and married the Queen
Too much politician watching made me join Palpatine.
I'm an educated Sith with evil on my mind,
Got lightsabre in my hand and the grim in my heart.
I'm a Dark Lord, folks, and my name is Darth Vader
And my mood is unstable, so don't arouse my anger, fool!
Death being nothing but a heartbeat away
I've got to always wear this mask, so what can I say?
I've never seen my kids, never will I see my grandkids grow
The way that it's going, I don't know.
Luke, why can't you see that you and me
We can bring back peace to the galaxy?
We'll be spending most our lives
Introducing the Imperial rights.
Power and the Dark Force,
Dark Force and the power
Every standard minute,
Every standard hour...
Everybody hates me but I don't care a trifle
What's going on on Coruscant or in the rest of the galaxy.
Luke said there is good in me and one day I'm gonna turn
I feel sorry for the boy, he's got still a lot to learn.
I guess he can't, I guess he won't,
I guess he thinks that I don't like my job at all, fool.
Because I think it's nice
Introducing the Imperial rights!
(to the tune of ,,Gangsta's Paradise")
As I walk on the bridge and my crew shivers with dread
I take a look at my life and realize I'm really bad
'Cos I've been strangling my captains so long
That even the Emperor thinks that my mind is gone.
But if I killed all the Jedi, it's because they deserved it -
They said I was the Chosen One, you know that's unheard of.
You better watch out you talkin'
And where you walkin'
Or I ignite my sabre and you're lying chopped.
I really hate those Rebels so I gotta fight
When they blew up our Death Star, I couldn't sleep all night (fool!)
I'm a kinda Sith Lord that I always wanna be,
On my knees before my master, spreading terror in the galaxy.
Been spending most our lives
Introducing the Imperial rights.
Just look at the situation that I've been facing:
I was slave as a child, I was raised on Tatooine
But I got the hell out of there and married the Queen
Too much politician watching made me join Palpatine.
I'm an educated Sith with evil on my mind,
Got lightsabre in my hand and the grim in my heart.
I'm a Dark Lord, folks, and my name is Darth Vader
And my mood is unstable, so don't arouse my anger, fool!
Death being nothing but a heartbeat away
I've got to always wear this mask, so what can I say?
I've never seen my kids, never will I see my grandkids grow
The way that it's going, I don't know.
Luke, why can't you see that you and me
We can bring back peace to the galaxy?
We'll be spending most our lives
Introducing the Imperial rights.
Power and the Dark Force,
Dark Force and the power
Every standard minute,
Every standard hour...
Everybody hates me but I don't care a trifle
What's going on on Coruscant or in the rest of the galaxy.
Luke said there is good in me and one day I'm gonna turn
I feel sorry for the boy, he's got still a lot to learn.
I guess he can't, I guess he won't,
I guess he thinks that I don't like my job at all, fool.
Because I think it's nice
Introducing the Imperial rights!