GAME OF INSANITY
Author's Note:
This is my first humor fic, so take it easy (gulps). I had this idea when I read a fanfic about the 'truth or dare' and I thought, 'Hey, how about making the Esca-version of Truth or Dare?' And here it is, my readers.
Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne and you know that.
CHAPTER 1: IS MYSTIC MOON THIS CRAMPED?
Kanzaki's residence, midnight
Hitomi Kanzaki stirred from her peaceful slumber, her ears catching the sound of hushing and whispering. She opened her eyes lazily, wondering who would be in her room in the middle of the night.
She blinked several times and yawned, glancing around her dark room. It was when she realized that many people were standing around her bed, pushing each other to get more space. Someone whispered angrily as he pushed the person beside him, "Damn it, Dilandau! Can't you move a little bit there?"
"But the blonde freak is right next to me! I refuse to move closer to him!" someone whined.
"Hey, I'm not a freak!"
"Lord Van, I'm stuck here!" a muffled girl's voice shouted.
"Can everybody just shut up?" another girl's voice said in impatience.
"Boss, I can't find any candles."
"Brother? Is Mystic Moon this cramped compared to Gaea?"
"My, I did not remember Earth this crowded."
"Lord Van, you have to do something! Now!"
"Van, do you know that Hitomi has awaken?"
'Uh oh,' thought Hitomi. 'Could it be…?'
She switched on the lamp (the switch was next to her bed) and blinked several times to adjust her eyes. When her sight was clear, she found out what she feared had come true.
In her small room, there gathered Van, Allen, Dilandau, Merle, Millerna, Folken, Gaddess, the ghost of Vargas (what!), the ghost of Dornkirk (!), and an ash-blonde girl she did not recognize. Van was going to draw his sword at Dilandau when Hitomi shouted, "Shut up!"
Silence covered the room until Van said—lamely "Um, hi, Hitomi." as he waved his hand—the one which was not holding the sword—at her.
TO BE CONTINUED TO CHAPTER 2
I know that this is so strange (sighs). Short and strange. The truth or dare has not come yet. But this is just a start anyway. Sorry, but it seems that I did not manage to post the HP fic together with the 11th chapter of A&E, so I post this instead! What do you think? And I'm also sorry that the 11th chapter of A&E will be out a little late. I've been so busy lately. Please forgive me!
R&R please!
Celon Ierith