A/N: Hi, This is my first Alex Rider fanfiction. Well, it's more of a scene thing, but I thought it would be cool to do a scene where Alex Rider finds out about his books.

Actually, this short scene was inspired by someone else's scene, based on Harry Potter, but I can't remember the title or the author. If you come across it, please tell me.. Anyway, hope you enjoy :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Alex Rider..


Jenny: (Runs over, waving a book in her hand) Alex! Wait, ALEX!!!

Alex! Wait, ALEX!!!

Alex: (turns back and looks at Jenny) What?

Jenny: (Runs faster) I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

Alex: Um.. Ok..

Jenny: (Trips and lands of her belly)

Alex: (Laughs)

Jenny: STOP LAUGHING, YOU IMBECILE!!! STOP STARING!

(Awkward silence)

Alex: Er.. I'll be going, now..?

Jenny: Wait! Look at this! (Shoves a book under his nose)

Alex: (reads) Stormbreaker.. What is this?

Jenny: (Grins like a drunken pig) A book.

Alex: (sighs) I can see that it's a book. I'm asking what it's about, and WHY you're showing me this..?

Jenny: (Snatches book back. Flips pages) It's a book about you! It talks about your crush on Sabina, your missions, your private thoughts, and your life.

Alex: (Stares)What?

Jenny: It talks about your life..?

Alex: BEFORE THAT!

Jenny: Er.. It talks about your private thoughts..?

Alex: (Buries head in his hands) I have to get rid of this!

Jenny: Oh. That's too bad. Did I mention that there are millions of copies being sold around the world.. Ooh, did I mention that a movie's coming out?

Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


A/N: Well, I hope you liked it, even though it was a bit silly.. Well, reviews would be appreciated :)