Alright! First fan-fiction ever!
And GOOOOOOOO!!!!
I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT NOR DO I CLAIM TO OWN IT!!! TWILIGHT CHARACTERS, SETTING, ETC. ALL BELONG TO STEPHENIE MEYER.
THAT MEANS: DON'T SUE ME...
Isabella (Bella) Iris
p.s. I do not own Red Bull…
Pony Pals
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Bella (Bold)
Edward (Italics)
Alice (Underlined)
Carlisle (Bold, Italics, and Underlined)
Narration (Normal)
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Alice and Bella are in the Cullen's' living room, galloping around.
(5:00 A.M.)
NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SAFE, WE MUST RIDE ONWARD 'TIL DAY BREAK!!!
Hums theme music-
YEEEEE-HAAAAA!
-Edward enters from the kitchen-
May I ask what in the world you two are doing?
You may.
So…
So…
So what are you doing?
WE ARE SAVING THE POOR UNFORTUNATE PONIES FROM THE WRATH OF THE EEEEVIL BARBED WIRE FENCES!!!
-Continues theme music-
Exactly. –Nods matter-of-factly-
Care to explain, Alice?
Not particularly.
-Edward sighs- So…
So…
So explain!!!
Fine… Well you see we were watching My Little Pony on t.v., a double feature if I might add, any who… it ended on a cliff-hanger! So, Bella and I went to the book store to find the book, but all we found was Pony Pals. S we read that and one of the ponies got stuck in a barbed wire fence! So we swore allegiance to the P.T.P.F.B.W.F. Club! Now we are doing our job as honorary club members.
–Salutes-
And what exactly does P.T.P.F.B.W.F. stand for?
IT STANDS FOR: PROTECTING THE PONIES FROM BARBED WIRE FENCES!
-Nods-
Well… why are you dressed up as cowgirls?
Um… well Bella wouldn't let me buy real ponies to save, so we bought stick ponies, and then I thought (like the genius I am) that we should have costumes to go with the atmosphere! Aren't they cute!!!
Ummm… yeah…
-THUMP-
-Bella falls to the floor-
Bella?!?!?!
Poop! Now I have to wait until she wakes up again…
-Pouts-
How long have you guys been at this?!?!?!?!
Only like 10 hours… and here I thought she would last longer considering she ate like 7 bags of skittles and 5 cans of Red Bull…
WHEN DID SHE DO THAT?!?!?!
Ummm… 10 minutes ago?
-Bella suddenly jumps to her feet, eyes wide, twitching with a grin from ear to ear.-
I GOT WINGS!!!!!!!!! –Referring to Red Bull-
NOW I CAN BE A PEGASUS-BACK-RIDER INSTEAD OF A HORSE-BACK-RIDER!!!
-Bella starts shaking and bouncing uncontrollably. She then falls on the floor again to continue twitching.-
-Edward and Alice star wide-eyed. Speechless.-
-Finally, Bella stops moving.-
-Alice bursts out laughing while Edward glares at her.-
HAHAHAHA!!! OUCH! MY SIDE HURTS!!! IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!?! -Can that happen to a vampire?-
-Alice continues to laugh on the floor.-
Bella!?!?!?! Are you alright?!?!?!
No response-
Oh No!!! Don't die Bella! Don't die!!!!!
NOOOOO!
Geez, Edward… She's only asleep! Must have had a sugar-energy overload! We have got to do this again some time!!!
- Edward picks Bella up off the floor and gently sets her down on the sofa.-
-Then he turns to Glare at Alice with raging fury.-
Uh Oh!!!! Run Alice, Run!!!
-Edward chases Alice all around the house.-
Later…
What on Earth happened here?!?!?!?!
-The furniture has all been overturned and reduced to rubble…-
-In a closet…
Alice is tied and duck taped to a chair, many hundreds of tape dispensers behind her.-
-Bella is still asleep.-
Edward?!?!?
I have no idea what you are talking about… -All innocent faced-
-Then he grabs Bella and runs out the door.-
I guess I'll just leave the cleaning up to Esme…
I wonder where Alice is…
-goes to look for Alice-
(Alice is found 3 days later… ;)
DOESN'T ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD CARE ANYMORE?!?!?!
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Please leave reviews!!! This is my first fan-fiction! Plus it is based on personal experience… (Would rather not talk about it…)
♥ Isabella (Bella) Iris