My new story... which is hopefully as funny as my other one, Truth or Dare: Bella vs. Cullens. Enjoy! BTW my real name is Hannah- sadly enough it's true- so if there are any references to a Hannah in this story they are meant about me unless it is folowed by Montana then I mean Hannah montana :)
1. I shouldn't tell Luke that Annabeth has decided that she likes him more than Percy and will be waiting for him in the labrynth then send an Annabeth look-a-like hunter of Artemis who will attempt to kill Luke when he trys to kiss her because that will result in making me a target of Kronos's anger.
2. I shouldn't walk up to Percy and throw my arm around him and say, "Hey, sweetie, when's our next date?" when Annabeth is around unless I want to be killed.
3. Calling Chiron the my pretty pony is apparently not acceptable.
4. Teasing Grover about how hairy his legs are and informing him they have this new thing called a razor or waxing strips- although fun- is not very nice, I've been told.
5. Annoying the hell out of Hades can result in spending my after life drinking dark coffee all the time. (I hate coffee and you get the pun?!?! Annoying the Hellout of Hades... never mind)
6. Singing Hannah Motana as loudly and as obnoxiuosly so I can annoy's Juniper who can sic all here nymph friends on me is kinda stupid.
7. I shouldn't sing at all.
Annabeth on a date when Percy is there might make Percy stick Riptide through me which really tickles.
9. Cornering Percy after he went swimming so he's shirtless then screaming that tickles when he never touched me and taking off my shirt so when everyone in walks in it looks like y'all were getting it on is not acceptable- or so I've been told.
10. Posting lists around the camp about annoying qualities in people is rude- although I don't think it's rude if it's the truth.
Ha ha! Review please!!!!!!!!!! This is not a Oneshot.