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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

*story start*

*Unnamed Bridge, Name no Kuni*

"Zabuza, Haku, it's over." a bloodied teen groaned as he held his limp, bloodied appendage. Thousands of thin, senbon looking ice shards littered his body as the hunter-nin dressed figure and the semi clothed adult wearing bandages around her mouth and chest. The taller, adult figure was wielding a massive cleaver-like blade. While the shorter, younger one was wielding a straight edged katana forged from Ice.

"It's over kid, give up." The adult figure told him as she chucked the battered form of his silver haired sensei on to the bridge's

"Please do so. Your sensei is injured beyond being useful, your teammate lies on the ground, while your other teammate is to scared to even help." the masked ninja told him as an unknown army of grunts and one fat ass scumbag.

"I... I can't do that. Unless the bridge is completed, Gato will destroy the Land of Waves. This bridge is their last hope. It's their dream, and I will defend it." Naruto told them as a barrage of Kunai were forcefully lodged in his back.

"S-shut up demon. You merely exist for me to grow stronger." Sasuke wheezed out as his outstretched hand followed the path of the kunai's.
"Fucking Hell. He was your teammate! He risked his life to keep you safe and you stab him, quite literally, in the back." Zabuaz yelled as two high-pitched whistling sounds tore through the silence. One traveled towards Sasuke, and pierced the Os zygomaticum(Bone along the side of the Eye skull hole) and ripped its way through both of his eyes. Rendering his wondrous bloodline useless until his kids. The other traveled to the end of the bridge and exploded one fat assholes army, sending chunks of man meat flying.

"Zabuza-sama, what is happening?" Haku asked her as a repeated extreme firework sound echoed from the other side. The screams from the midgets army pierced the quiet, until two figures started to approach them. One looked like a massive suit of armour while the other looked like a lantern.

"You three are coming with us." The massive spectral figure in European style knight armour declared as a little girl with clothes bearing two mitsudomoe(Triple tome circle) and a fire burning from her navel followed.

"Not a chance lady. This kid is one of the few men who've earned my respect, and he's bleeding out. Unless one of you are a medic, I'm carrying him to a doctor in that village." Zabuza told them as she applied her emergency medic skills and extracted the blades from his back. She sliced up his blindingly orange jacket to stem the bleeding.

"I can get him to a doctor ~fwo." The lantern themed loli told them as she floated through the air around them.

"Maybe we should listen to them. I doubt that Wave, which has been economically crippled, has the needed medical supplies." Haku informed her master as his jacket started started to get dyed red with his own blood.

"Shit. Fine. Get him to a doctor and we will follow you two. But if you try any shit, I'll show why I'm called the Demoness of the Bloody Mist." Zabuza warned them as the lantern themed placed her hands on Naruto, Haku, and Zabuza while the ghostly armoured figure placed her hand on the little girls shoulder.

"Let's go ~fwo!" the lantern girl cheered as a small cloud of fire enveloped the five, and they vanished.

"Wait... what happened?" the drunk bridge builder asked himself as he tried to process what happened. Naruto had managed to hold off the Bloody Demoness after Jonin ninja was beaten senseless and held off the fake hunter-nin along side her. Get stabbed in the back(literally) by his teammate, and abducted by two crazy looking females.

The fog began to disperse from around a bridge and revealed the bloody mess on the other side. Nearly 200 corpses were covering the bridge edge with the bastard Gato strung up in a St. Andrews crucifixion.

"Seriously, what the hell happened?" Tazuna yelled as the pink banshee that was 'guarding' him rushed over to her poor Sasuke-kun(Puke), and her sensei.

*Unknown area*

"So where is the doctor?" Zabuza demanded as a little blonde in a white nurse outfit appeared next to them, carrying a med kit, and began to adress his stab wounds.

"Don't worry, Nightingale is one of the best medics in our village." the seemingly living Armour girl declared as the small medic applied some green chakra to the skin, and mend the gashes in his soft tissue.

"Where are we anyway miss...?" Haku asked the unnamed duo as she looked around the forestry surrounding the mountainous 'village' that they were on.

"You are in Nadeshiko Village. the sacred land of Yōkai's." the armour girl told her as Nightingale applied bandages around Naruto's chest.

"Nadeshiko Village? Yōkai? What the hell is going on? Why were you two at the bridge?" Zabuza asked them as she propped her massive blade on the inside of the wall.

"Yes, we are. Asa is Chochin-Obake, and I am Eucliwood. A living Armour yōkai." Eucliwood explained as she adjusted the armour around her ghastly form.

"So Yokai are real? I always thought that well you were stories." Haku asked as Asa floated over to them.

"Nope. We're as real as you Yuki-onna shison ~fwo." the lantern girl told her as she kissed Naruto's back.

"Well why did you come get Naruto?" Zabuza demanded as Naruto slowly got up.

"Yukiko-sama, Hebihime-sama, and Akaru-Hime-sama(bright princess) requested for him to be brought here. The Yōkai race has been dwindling because of the majorities of men can't handle the strain of Yōkai's 'drive'." Eucliwood explained as Naruto's eyes widened.

"By drive, you mean sex?" Naruto asked them as the Yōkai's nodded.

"Yes. You see nearly a month ago, Yukiko sensed a surge of Kitsune yōkai from Konoha. Our leaders sent out some Harpy scouts to find out who caused it, i.e you." Eucliwood explained as Haku helped Naruto up to stand.

"So what will that mean for me?" Naruto questioned the three yōkai.

"We'll take you to meet them, and see what they want ~fwo. If they don't like you though~..." Asa trailed off as she floated out the window.

"There's a reason that Nadeshiko is known as the Female only Village. Any guy that was brought to the council was either changed into a Yōkai or killed." Eucliwood warned him as Nightingale smirked.

"You better hu~rry! You shouldn't keep them wai~ting!" the airy sounding medic warned them as she exited the building.

"She's right ~fwo!" Asa added as she floated back through the window.

"Alright, let's go then. Haku, Eucliwood, Asa. Can you escort us to your leaders?" Zabuza requested as she slung her sword over her shoulder and Haku slid her arm under Naruto's arm.
"I will, now lets hurry. Asa, to the Temple." Eucliwood asked the lantern girl, as she flashed them away in a swirl of fire.

*Yōkai central temple*

"Yukiko-sama, Hebihime-sama, Akaru-Hime-sama, we've brought Naruto here. He was accompanied by a Kenshi-Onna and a Yuki-Onna shison." Eucliwood declared as the Yōkai girls knelt down to three figures seated in Marble chairs with velvet padded seat. The one of the right(To them) was a snowy haired fox girl with purple flames making up her kitsune ears and tails and moderate C cups.

The one who sat in the middle was a reptilian woman with massive E cups. Violet draconic wings extended from her back, while two golden horns extended out from her vermillion locks. Matching draconic limbs stood in contrast against her pale skin.

The last figure appeared to be an avian woman hybrid with firm A cups. Her fire red wings were drapped over the edge of her throne, and her bird like legs gripped a small perch under her throne. Each contained a feeling of limitless power contained in a small location.

"Eucli-chan, who is this?" The fiery red avian yōkai asked as she tilted her head at the bandaged male.

"Akaru-hime, he's the one we sent the scouts to find. The one with a high Spiritual energy." the draconic figure informed her, but didn't resolve her confusion.

"Hebihime-sama meant the guy we we're looking for." The kitsune themed Yōkai explained as she 'Ohh'ed'

"Right~! Thank you Yukiko-chan!" Akaru-hime thanked the kitsune girl as they all turned to the bandaged teen and his two non-yōkai female companions.

"Can you tell me why I'm here?" Naruto asked the Yōkai leaders, as Zabuza forced the human group down to a kneel.

"Be more respectful to them. They are strong enough to wipe out Konoha and Kiri." Zabuza stated as Hebihime smirked at her statement.

"I could do that by myself, but that's beside the point. You're here because of your high Spiritual Energy. You have been chosen to see if your body will be suitable for what's planned." The draconic Yōkai stated in a haughty tone.

"What does that mean?" Naruto asked them again.

"Many Yōkai's diet subsist on the Spiritual energy that resides inside of males body. While most men have a 0.3% of their total chakra, you have nearly 50% Spiritual energy equivalent to your chakra reserve. It's rare to find a man with 20% ratio, and we've never heard of someone having anything above 37.43%" Yukiko explained to the partially still confused Uzumaki.

"How do Yōkai get Spiritual Energy?" Naruto asked as all the Yōkai gained a strong blush.

"Your bodily fluids contain varying amounts of it. Sweat contains 15% and Saliva contains 20% spiritual energy. Blood contains 57%, and *ahem* ejaculation contains 97% spiritual energy." Hebihime explained as she blushed about something totally unrelated to him.

"So, I need to h-have s-sex with the Yōkai?" Naruto questioned them as he blushed like any teen would who hadn't had a formal discussion about 'The talk'.

"Technically you don't have to. All you would need to do would be allow them to consume your fluids in any sense. As long as your fluids enter their body, they wouldn't care." Hebihime explained as he blushed.

"But we didn't bring you here just for that, that could be accomplished with a few dozen men. We want you to become our heir." Yukiko explained as Akaru-hime nodded.

"Uh huh! Now hold still." the avian yōkai declared as she summoned an orb filled with with fiery energy, and the fellow leaders followed suit. Yukiko created one with violet flames, and Hebihime created one with golden scale design.

"What does that me-EAN!" Naruto yelled as the balls of energies collided with his navel, and entered his body.

"What the hell did you do to him?!" Zabuza yelled as three lumps began to form from his back.

"Calm down Kenshi-onna-san. We're checking to see if he's worth the investment. If it doesn't work, then we won't lose anything." Hebihime declared as the three bulges grew to human size.

"what would happen to him if it doesn't work?" Haku asked as the bulges reached a critical size.

"He would be reduced to a living sex toy." Akaru-hime told them as three figures burst from his back. One was a blonde haired girl with red streaks in her hair. Two flaming wings extended from her bare back, with feathers around her wrists and feet. Her creamy white A-cups stood in comparison against her tight rear that had twin avian tails above them.

The second figure had bright crimson with streaks of blonde in her slightly curly hair, and had two ruby coloured vixen ears sticking out. Her perky C cup chest stood straight while her jiggling posterior was hidden by two gold fluffy kitsune tails with scarlet tips.

The last figure was incased with reptilian wings with scarlet coloured scales along it. She had sun kissed blonde hair that framed her pale face, while her naturally looking DD cups complimented her physique. Her golden horns nearly blended in to her hair while her scarlet tails defined her tight ass.

"W-what happened?" Naruto asked as three blond tails brushed past his face. His fingers absent-mindingly brushed past his head, and got stopped by his blond fox ears.

"Congratulations Naruto. You are the first man to successfully transform." Yukiko informed him as the four new Yōkai turned to each other.

"Who are you?" Naruto asked the vulpine female as he touched her identical whisker marks.

"My names Naruko Uzumaki, and I'm a Youko Kitsune!" the girl declared happily.

"*Hm* My names the great Natsumi Uzumaki, and I am a Dragon Yōkai." the reptilian yōkai declared as she shook his free hand.

"I'm Natsu Uzumaki! I'm a Phoenix Yōkai." the avian yōkai declared as she used her wings to take to the air. Giving Naruto a direct view of her privates.

"What the hell happened? Did Blondie get some sisters?" Zabuza asked as the new girls stood in front the Yōkai leaders with matching features.

"Sorta. These girls are genetic combinations of Naruto's DNA and ours. We combined His X chromosome( Kushina's) with ours, so they could be considered his sisters." Yukiko informed them as the girls hugged their brother.

"I've waited until the process to finish to ask you three a question." Hebihime declared as she gestured to Naruto, Haku, and Zabuza.

"If you want to reside in our Village, you will have to be yōkai and join our ranks." Yukiko added as Zabuza traced her finger along her weapon.

"Alright so what happens? I doubt blondie would leave his family so why me and Haku?" the swords maiden asked as she propped herself against her blade.

"Zabuza Momochi is an infamous swords wielder while Haku is the wielder of the neigh extinct bloodline. You two would make a fine addition to our Chunin exam team." Yukiko stated as she nodded.

"I'll go along with that if Haku wants to." Zabuza stated as Naruto was released from his sisters grasp.

"Ano, misses. I can't join your village. I'm a certified member of Konoha." Naruto informed the Yōkai leaders as he thumbed his headband.

"Nuh uh! You aren't. Naruto was legally dead for a few seconds, so you don't need to be their ninja." Akara-hime stated as Zabuza burst out laughing.
"Looks like the birdbrain isn't all that dumb. So how will be become Yōkai? Is there some ritual or OW!" Zabuza tried to ask as a beam of energy shot her chest.

"I'm not a birdbrain." Akaru-hime muttered as the blade mistress began to partially fuse with her blade.

"Congratulation Zabuza, you are a cursed sword Yōkai. Now I want Haku to hold still while you become a Yuki-onna." Yukiko congratulated the new yōkai as she fired a beam into the Hunter-nins chest. Slowly, her visible skin began to gain a blue tinge while her hair gained a white tint.

"And congratulations Haku, you are now a Yuki-onna." Hebihime told the ice wielder as the three leaders turned to Naruto.

"Now Naruto, tomorrow morning we will begin training you for the Chunin exams. We have one month to prepare, so get ready. Eucliwood will lead you to your rooms. Now get some sleep, we will be training at 07:00." Hebihime informed them as the Living armour Yōkai escorted them into their building.

"Wow! this room is so cool!" Naruto declared as he entered a big room with a Queen size bed on the left size and five Double Full XL beds.

"It is. Now the left bed is for Naruto to recover in, while the right side is for Natsu, Naruko, Natsumi, Zabuza and Haku. Asa and myself will return to our rooms and come get you tomorrow morning." Eucliwood told them as the yōkai left them alone.

"They even left some clothes on the bed." Naruto stated as he changed out of his damaged clothes which left him in his white briefs with little swirls on it that was moved to allow his tails to poke out.

'So... cute. Damn it Zabuza, get it together! You're a bloody swords maiden, you can't get caught up on a ... cute little fox.' Zabuza told herself as she attempted to set her weapon next to her bed, but the blade merged with her body which left her empty handed.

"I think your blade has become a literal part of you when you became a Cursed Sword Yōkai." Haku told her as she removed her mask and outfit, and set it at the foot of her new bed.

"I think we should get to bed soon. Naruto would need all the rest he can for what's to come." Naruko told them as the Yōkai took their beds while Naruto laid down on his bed and went to sleep. After everyone had been asleep for nearly a half hour, Naruto felt something ripping his blanket off and something moist on his chest.

*Lemon start*

"N-naruko-Nee-Chan?" Naruto asked as be saw blonde tails with red tips in his face.

"Shhh... we're going to have to be quiet." his red-haired twin whispered as she grabbed his 20cm tool and started to slowly jerk him.

"N-nee-chan, isn't this wrong?" Naruto quietly asked her as he felt her quicken her pace.

"It's not wrong for a Yōkai to to have sex with their family. You have such high Spiritual Energy, it's kinda hard to ignore it." Naruko informed her brother as Naruto's rich fluid shoot up and cover her hair, bosom, and hand.

"Y-your sure? Well let me try something." Naruto told her as he gripped her hips and moved her privates over his mouth and ran his tongue along her entrance.
"That feels great, almost as good as you taste." Naruko informed him as she licked up her sperm coating, while her brother lapped up her juices.

"Can you t-take care of it?" Naruto asked as he pulled away from her snatch, and gestured to his re-hardening cock.
"Oh I will, let me try something." Naruko declared as she turned around and slid his spear between her heavenly boobs and started to use them to please him.

"W-wow! This fe~els so goOOOD!" Naruto moaned as Naruko placed her mouth over his tip while he exploded. Sending his sperm shooting down her throat.

"Mmmm, suck on my tits Naruto-kun~!" Naruko stated as she placed her right nipple in his mouth, and made suck on it.

"Smh guuuddd!" Naruto slurred out as he suckled on her teat like a newborn child.

"Hold still Naruto-kun, this will feel even better." Naruto informed her brother as she readjusted herself so Naruto's sceptre was brushing her entrance.

"Do it Nee-chan." Naruto muttered with her tit in his mouth, and his sister slammed herself down on Naruto. Allowing her brother to claim her virginity.

"OOOOHHHH~! SWEET KAMI! This feeels so gooo~OOD!" Naruko moaned as Naruto thrusted her into up, and let gravity send his member deeper inside of her.

"N-nee-chan! It's soo tight! I can't hold it for too long." Naruto sputtered as Naruko pulled him into a passionate kiss.

"Inside... I'm so close Nii-chan, shoot it into me." Naruko whispered as Naruto gave one final thrust, and the two siblings shared an overwhelming orgasm and collapsed on the bed.

*Lemon end*

"S-so... I'm going to have to do t-that with other yōkai?" Naruto asked his sister as he laid exhausted on his bed.

"Yeah... and with what just happened, I would say that you could. I wouldn't even mind as long as you don't forget me " Naruko told him as they both rolled onto their back, and noticed that their roommates were staring at them.

"So *ahem* are we going to get some sleep or are you two going to keep going at it like rabbits in heat?" Zabuza asked them as Naruto blushed at their interaction being heard by them.

"It's actually Foxes in mating season. What did you expect to happen when you're in the same room as this?" Naruko asked them as she held Naruto's hardening 15 cm member.

"Whether Naruto has a massive cock or not is beside the point. We need to sleep. Naruko, go to your spot. Naruto, go to your bed and try not to have sex with anyone else." Zabuza ordered them as she picked up the kitsune girl and headed back to their beds.

"... I guess I'm going to sleep awkwardly tonight." Naruto muttered as he laid back down and tried not to lay on his erect package.

*End*