Da Movie
Joe Grimaldi Nick Incrovia Ryan McGovern Matt Grimaldi
Da Script
We start with our hero's...(hero's?) at a hotel thingy. It has and outdoor pool and stuff. Joe: We eat dirt baby yeah!! Nick: Shut the frick up. Ryan: But I eat dirt. ( What when why they were about to leave when Da Bad Guy showed up. (Da Bad Guy shows up) Da Bad Guy: Sorry. I farted. Ryan: You took the words right out of my mouth. Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Da Bad Guy's Assistant: We eat dirt. Joe: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DIRT!!!!????? Da Bad Guy's Assistant: K. Da Bad Guy: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH HIM HE'S DA GOOD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Da Bad Guy's Assistant: K. Da Bad Guy: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME I'M DA BAD GUY!!!!!! Oh wait a minute....ARGH!!!!!!!!!!! Da Bad Guy: I'm confused bub. (Da Bad hits Da Bad Guy's Assistant over the head with a spatchula) Da Bad Guy's Assistant: Owy wowy... Da Bad Guy: That should straighten you out. Ryan: It feels like I have a 'tater chip up my butt. Joe: Well go poop. Ryan: Good idea. (Goes away to poop. Two seconds later you hear a flush and someone yell "I didn't eat any beef jerky today!!!!") Joe: I hope you ate dirt. Da Bad Guy: You hypocrite!!!! You told ME to shut up!!! Austin: What is your name anyway? Da Bad Guy: I'm...dun dun dun....(Music plays) Music: If you wanna learn your ABC's... Da Bad Guy: What happened to the dramatic music?! Flip the tape dummy!! (Dramatic music plays) Da Bad Guy: Thank you. I'm dun dun dun... DA BAD GUY!!!!!!!! My real name is Henry...But I prefer...DA BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe: Wow that stinks. Da Bad Guy: Well your name is...uhh...uhh...uhh JOE!!!!!! Joe: (Sarcastically) Oww. That hurt. Bad. Da Bad Guy: I know. Sorry for emotionally hurting you like that. (Da Bad Guy punches Joe in the face) Joe: That hurt physically. BUT I DON'T CARE. Da Bad Guy: You smell. Joe: That hurt emotionally. BUT I DON' CARE. Da Bad Guy: Darn...He's good... Joe: Can we get to the action? Da Bad Guy: K. Da Bad Guy's Assistant: YOU CALL HIM A HYPOCRITE!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!! SEND MY FINAL CHECK TO THE PO BOX!!!!!!!!! (Da Bad Guy's Assistant leaves. And trips.) Da Bad Guy's Assistant: I'm ok!!!!!! Da Bad Guy: One idiot down... Joe: JUDO CHOP!!!!!!!!!!! (He hits a really hard...thing) Joe: OUCH!!!!!!!!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!!!!!!! WHO MAKES THIS THING!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SUE!!!!! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT HARD AND INTERFEREING!!!!! Da Bad Guy: And uncomfortable. Joe: (Shrugs) And uncomfortable. Nick: That's gonna fricken hurt tomorrow... Joe: NO DUH BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Winks) Joe: Japanese ( Da Bad Guy: Let's kick each others butt. Joe: Oky doky. Da Bad Guy: Arise my minions!!!! From uhh...where are you arising from again? Minion 1: Right... Minion 2: ...behind... Minion3: ...you. Da Bad Guy: RIGHT!!!!! FROM RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!! I MEAN ME!!!!
Joe Grimaldi Nick Incrovia Ryan McGovern Matt Grimaldi
Da Script
We start with our hero's...(hero's?) at a hotel thingy. It has and outdoor pool and stuff. Joe: We eat dirt baby yeah!! Nick: Shut the frick up. Ryan: But I eat dirt. ( What when why they were about to leave when Da Bad Guy showed up. (Da Bad Guy shows up) Da Bad Guy: Sorry. I farted. Ryan: You took the words right out of my mouth. Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Da Bad Guy's Assistant: We eat dirt. Joe: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DIRT!!!!????? Da Bad Guy's Assistant: K. Da Bad Guy: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH HIM HE'S DA GOOD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Da Bad Guy's Assistant: K. Da Bad Guy: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME I'M DA BAD GUY!!!!!! Oh wait a minute....ARGH!!!!!!!!!!! Da Bad Guy: I'm confused bub. (Da Bad hits Da Bad Guy's Assistant over the head with a spatchula) Da Bad Guy's Assistant: Owy wowy... Da Bad Guy: That should straighten you out. Ryan: It feels like I have a 'tater chip up my butt. Joe: Well go poop. Ryan: Good idea. (Goes away to poop. Two seconds later you hear a flush and someone yell "I didn't eat any beef jerky today!!!!") Joe: I hope you ate dirt. Da Bad Guy: You hypocrite!!!! You told ME to shut up!!! Austin: What is your name anyway? Da Bad Guy: I'm...dun dun dun....(Music plays) Music: If you wanna learn your ABC's... Da Bad Guy: What happened to the dramatic music?! Flip the tape dummy!! (Dramatic music plays) Da Bad Guy: Thank you. I'm dun dun dun... DA BAD GUY!!!!!!!! My real name is Henry...But I prefer...DA BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe: Wow that stinks. Da Bad Guy: Well your name is...uhh...uhh...uhh JOE!!!!!! Joe: (Sarcastically) Oww. That hurt. Bad. Da Bad Guy: I know. Sorry for emotionally hurting you like that. (Da Bad Guy punches Joe in the face) Joe: That hurt physically. BUT I DON'T CARE. Da Bad Guy: You smell. Joe: That hurt emotionally. BUT I DON' CARE. Da Bad Guy: Darn...He's good... Joe: Can we get to the action? Da Bad Guy: K. Da Bad Guy's Assistant: YOU CALL HIM A HYPOCRITE!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!! SEND MY FINAL CHECK TO THE PO BOX!!!!!!!!! (Da Bad Guy's Assistant leaves. And trips.) Da Bad Guy's Assistant: I'm ok!!!!!! Da Bad Guy: One idiot down... Joe: JUDO CHOP!!!!!!!!!!! (He hits a really hard...thing) Joe: OUCH!!!!!!!!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!!!!!!! WHO MAKES THIS THING!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SUE!!!!! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT HARD AND INTERFEREING!!!!! Da Bad Guy: And uncomfortable. Joe: (Shrugs) And uncomfortable. Nick: That's gonna fricken hurt tomorrow... Joe: NO DUH BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Winks) Joe: Japanese ( Da Bad Guy: Let's kick each others butt. Joe: Oky doky. Da Bad Guy: Arise my minions!!!! From uhh...where are you arising from again? Minion 1: Right... Minion 2: ...behind... Minion3: ...you. Da Bad Guy: RIGHT!!!!! FROM RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!! I MEAN ME!!!!