And say 'MT'
Summary: Your daily dose of laughter from the lovable Hidan and the almighty Kakuzu.
"Shut your dumbass mouth!" Hidan barked.
Kakuzu stared at Hidan calmly. The Akatsuki stared at the two in anticipation ready for the fight they'd know would break out. Finally Kakuzu spoke.
"Hidan."
Hidan paused in his rant; surprised by the lack of shouting. "Yes?' he asked suspiciously.
Kakuzu brought his finger to the side of his head. "Copy me," he ordered lightly.
Confused, Hidan complied, using his middle finger to flip Kakuzu off as well. Deidara snorted, along with Sasori, to himself quietly; he knew where this was going.
Kakuzu put his hand down. "Now say the abbreviation of Montana," he said.
Hidan frowned. "MT," he replied.
Hidan jumped as everyone but Kakuzu burst out laughing.
"What? MT! That's it right?" Hidan demanded.
Kakuzu snorted. "Yes dumbass," he replied, "it is MT."
Hidan's frown deepened before he got it and quickly brought his hand down.
"Fuck you!"
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In case your head is MT as well, MT said allowed sounds like empty.