How To Take Over The World Easy Version

a/n: I guess I have a sort of How To series... Well, this is how to take over the world. Hope you like!

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Voldemort carefully watched his evil minions go about their evil business evilly. Life was good. He had a plan. A plan to take over the world!
Now he just needed some chocolate...

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"Master, I never question you... It's just..."
"Are you questioning me?"
"Me? No! Never! But... What exactly are you going to do with 500 tons of milk chocolate? And 300 tons of gummy-bears?"
"Just in case there's people who are allergic to chocolate..."
"Master?"
"Was that another question? That's it. I have to incinerate you."
"Master? Master!"
Fwoosh.
"Well, at least that was fun."

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Voldermort carefully shaped another chocolate. He twisted his wand and the final decoration was done. The chocolate fell into the box with a thump.
There. The last chocolate done.
"Random minion, see this? Now use the rest of the chocolate and duplicate it. Don't forget the spells."
"Spells?"
"Yes. I use the spell Mens Imperium."
"My lord?"
"Was that a question?"
"No! No! I'd never question you! That's what you want, right? Damn."
Fwoosh.
"He was boring."

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"Master, I will do what you wish."
"Splendid. I wish for you to send one box to everyone in Britain. First, check the list. If they are on it, send one of the other boxes, will you?"
"Very good, my lard."
"What did you just say?"
"My lord, my lord. I said my lord."
"Just do it."
"Yes my lord, my lord."

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Deep in the African jungle, nothing to do with this story happened.

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Jenna Fairfield opened the package she had just gotten. It said it was from her secret admirer. The owl who had brought the package had been very nice, but the kind you could get at any post office. So no clues there.
Ooh! Chocolates! They were very nice, too. They looked very expensive.
She picked one at random and bit into it. The chocolate was heavenly. Perfectly smooth, sweet and chocolaty. It was the best she had ever had. So good she was starting to feel funny. Very funny.
The last thing she said before she passed out was "Long live Lord Voldemort,".

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Dumbledore opened the package. From a secret admirer? Well, there was this cute man who lived in Hogsmeade who always smiled at him when he passed... Or laughed at him. He was getting too old to tell.
Dumbledore shrugged and ate a chocolate. Very good. Not as good as his lemon drops,but very good nonetheless.
Dumbledore fanned himself with his hand. He was feeling rather odd.
With a few mumbled words he dropped to the floor.

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60,775,988 people later, Voldemort smiled evilly. Sure he didn't have a lot of minions, little more than a thousand, but he now had over 60 million people who worshiped him. all of Britain. He had taken over England! It had been so easy. Too easy... No, just easy enough.
Yay.

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a/n: I googled the population in England, and it's 60,776,238. I took some off for minions and ta-da! Instant take over. You know, it's surprisingly easy to take over the world. I also found the latin using a translator. It means 'mind control'.

Alla