Harry potter and the philosopher stone

by Blahdalizer

The fan fiction people wouldn’t shut up about is back! Oh. And Harry Potter wants candy. Crack warning.

Once upon a time, Harry wanted candy. So he went over to Ron and he was all like "I want candy!" but Ron was all like "No!" So then, Harry went over to Hermione and he was all like "I want candy!" but Hermione was all like "No!" So then, Harry tried turning a rock into candy, but nothing happened. Then Harry found the philosopher stone and he was all like "I want candy!" but then the philosopher stone turned Harry into a spoon.

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