Chapter 1 – Sating male bloodlust
"Y0u can't just go around bashing in the skulls of your enemies!" scremed the stupid fucking blue diamond chick thing. "But I lust for blood!" said Steven, "It satisfies my prepubescent retardation!"
Pearl had enough of Steven's hsit. She told the jew to go ahead and watch cartoons like anormal faggot, but instead he went out and skullfucked some aliens or something. When he came back, he encountered an intervention. "You need to stop killing civvies" said amythyst, eating while she said it. "You're fucking ruining our reputation and now there are anti-gem hate groups vandalizing our temples." "Stop." Said garnet, the best one of the three lesbians. "You need to watch cartoons to satiate your male bloodlust, steven."
They tied him down and forced his eyes open to watch the Lgened of the Quran. A middle eastern woman who could bend water jumped onto the screen and screamed "IM THE AVATUR DEEL WITH IT!1!" and everyone laughed escept for steven because he was a racist sexist jew. "Butu avataru korru, whateveru shallu we teachu you if you know every martial artu out thereu?" said one of the monks. The little burka'd girl jumped up and said "Teach me how to blow up infidels!" and the monks agreed.
Later, the water bender tried actually water bending but discovereds that there's no water in the desert because it's a fucking desert. The child had an IQ of about freezing temperature for her not to know this. She ran around like a retard in the imperial city (AKA the capital of the UAE, Dubai) and shouted in her desert language.
" انا ذاهب الى ضربة كنت كل ما يصل لك مجموعة من المثليين سخيف" said the tolerant sandperson. Naturally, nobody in dubai understood what the fuck she was saying because they're mostly indian (AKA Shamalamalanian) so they all just dismissed the faggoty trash bag looking child and went on their merry way.