CF: Welcome to the first part of IYP! I'm your host, Cicero Kharan and
the author of these insane poems! Now, let's get right to the first
poem.
*Gets handed a fishbowl with papers*
CF: My first victim is gonna be... *pulls name out* How wonderful! Hiei!
Get over here!
*Hiei gets pulled onscreen*
Hiei: ...
CF: Hai! Let the poetry begin!!

Hiei-kun is a porcupine
With spikes up on his head
He's the guy I'd like to fight
And I wish he was dead.

One day I'd tie him up
And send him to the moon.
Oh precious time fly on
So that day would come soon.

Hiei-kun is a porcupine
And girls love chasing him.
Even if he doesn't like it
They do his every whim.

I know there are a lot
Of Hiei fangirls on ff.net alone
But no flames, I beg you
And my murder, please postpone.

Hiei-kun is a porcupine
And that's the gospel truth.
Before the fangirls hunt me down,
I'd better start to scoot!!

-OWARI-